Posted on 09/30/2009 8:00:11 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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I hope Rush posts this call on the ‘free side’ of his website.
This woman is making me cry.....jeez.....she’s so right.
I love this woman. She’s making me cry, but she’s right. Thank you for letting her talk, Rush.
She sounds like a 110lb Mom, who would take on a 200+ guy around her kids.
Don’t p**s her off.
You go Girl!!!!
And Rush is letting her go!
Ditto
So true
I’m a guy and it brought tears to my eyes.
Good for Rush to let her go on so long. A very powerful caller!
She is saying everything necessary!!!
I know her feelings. Millions of us do!
It doesn’t sound THAT bad. They’re trying in the media to scare people but the numbers don’t sound that bad.
Wow, I’m not the only one in tears here.
She should be careful, Obama will add her to the list!
She is speaking for me.
Wow, she made me cry, too. (sniff, sniff)
WOW.
OMG that woman has me in tears- God help us!
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