[Cletus.D.Yokel]

HUYA has been reclassified.

RCI: Recto-cranial Inversion

[K-oneTexas]

Nice. I though I misplaced my latest edition of the annual PDR (politicians Disease Reference).

[Cyber Ninja]

I thought it was this didorder...

The New Epidemic: "Optical Rectitis"

Poor judgment and bad decisions have become the new epidemic,
Termed "Optical Rectitis." "When we cross our optical nerves with our
rectal nerves, we get a crappy outlook on the Nation." Its symptoms mask a
deeper plague, "Palpetis of the Punk," which reduces the effectiveness
of Congress and risks the well-being of Senators and Representatives.

The symptoms are everywhere - failed legislation, discredited
legislators, revolving-door Czars, public dishonesty, abuse of
power, superficial strategies, and failed initiatives. Optical Rectitis has
erupted in The Senate and The House alike. Its onset begins with the
germination of viral attitudes that gradually spread from one Legislator
to another until the virus eats away the vital resistance to ill-conceived
strategies. Eventually Optical Rectitis erodes confidence in the Der Leader in
The White House and overcomes the well-being of legislative efforts.