Posted on 09/09/2009 7:34:53 AM PDT by weef
Author’s Note: What you are about to read didn’t actually happen… yet.
Charlie Sheen: I recently had the pleasure of sitting down with our 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Hussein Obama, while he was out promoting his health care reform initiative. I requested 30 minutes given the scope and detail of my inquiry; they said I could have 20. Twenty minutes, 1200 seconds, not a lot of time to question the President about one of the most important events in our nation’s history. The following is a transcript of our remarkable discussion.
Charlie Sheen – Good afternoon Mr. President, thank you so much for taking time out of your demanding schedule.
President Barack Obama – My pleasure, the content of your request seemed like something I should carve out a few minutes for.
CS – I should point out that I voted for you, as your promises of hope and change, transparency and accountability, as well as putting government back into the hands of the American people, struck an emotional chord in me that I hadn’t felt in quite some time, perhaps ever.
{ blah, blah, blah - Obama compliments Charlie on his TV show... }
CS – Sir, in the very near future we will be experiencing our first 9/11 anniversary with you as Commander in Chief.
PBO – Yes. A very solemn day for our Nation. A day of reflection and yet a day of historical consciousness as well.
CS – Very much so sir, very much so indeed…. Now; In researching your position regarding the events of 9/11 and the subsequent investigation that followed, am I correct to understand that you fully support and endorse the findings of the commission report otherwise known as the ‘official story’?
(Excerpt) Read more at nwotruth.com ...
Besides the usual "watch WTC building 7 collapse" and "there's no way a plane hit the Pentagon", I really like this exchange:
PBO – I see you came prepared Charlie.
CS – No other way to show up Mr. President. When in doubt over prepare I always say.
PBO – Now you sound like the First Lady.
CS – That’s quite a compliment sir.
Charlie Sheen=waste of bandwidth.
Like anyone is interested in what this putz has to say.
His mind is capable of neither scope nor detail.
Charlie: “Mr. President, I brought booze, coke and hookers. We only have twenty minutes. Let’s get to it!”
“PBO – Now you sound like the First Lady.
CS – That’s quite a compliment sir.”
what an ahole...
"Take the Spawn Underoos off first. Freak." ;)
Is he still hitting his wife, going to hookers and smoking crack?
George Noory mentioned this on his show intro last night - it’s a bogus interview, didn’t happen.
Noory however just blisteringly condemned Alex Jones for presenting the “interview” as if it was real.
Almost never heard Noory that critical of someone who’s usually on his show rotation. He (really) let Jones have it.
I don’t even like Charlie Sheen, and I’m still embarrassed for him after reading this.
Alex Jones: "For those times when even Keith Olbermann simply isn't drooling, twitching, rat-fight CRAAAAAAAAZY enough for you, ultimately." ;)
And they say that “Birthers” are nuts because they want to see the President’s ID?
Charlie is so convincing as a reporter. Must be because he’s an actor. Those Film Actor’s Guild members are incredible...
Well well, good for commie lovin Charlie..........
Please be clearer.
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