Some days, I have wondered why He created osteoporosis.
So that I can watch Sally Field's commercials for Boniva.
Leftist nut she may be, but she's hot for an old broad.
You and me both, my man! Cheers! Days off rule.
Truth be told, Sally is looking VERY good these days. I’m 40, so I figure Sally has to be mid to late 50s. Go her!
Me, too. I'm strengthening my bones!
I didn't have the day off, but it's 8:30 at night. It's civilized and all.
{Clink!}
That she is.
So that I can watch Sally Field’s commercials for Boniva.
Bisphosphonates (the active ingredient in Boniva)do not produce strong healthy bones. They create old brittle bones that do not heal well, if at all. If Sally Field does indeed take Boniva, I hope she doesn’t break a bone some day. If beer will do the job drink that.