Posted on 08/17/2009 8:10:35 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Ahhh...Serpanthead makes an appearance. I wondered what hole he would slither out of.
And speaking of Rabbits, we’ve got babies! While mowing yesterday I came across the borough, about 5 of them, looked and sounded healthy at the brief glance I had. Looks like their Mama came by last night to feed them, the grass was moved about. The “kits” are resting now.
House Rabbit Connection, Inc.
http://hopline.org/rabbit-health-and-care/what-do-i-do-if-i-find-a-wild-rabbit/
First of all, if the babies’ eyes are still closed, they are under 10 days of age. If the nest is intact, if the babies look plump and are nestled snuggly next to each other, if there seems to be no immediate danger to them, then leave them alone! You can check to see if the mother rabbit is coming back by crisscrossing the nest with two or three strands of dental floss or thin string. If the string is pushed back out of the way in the morning, then you know that the mother has returned to her babies.
WTH is he talking about?
I’ve seen snapper turtles do that very thing but w/ red winged black birds at the rail road tank back home
What happen? Fat cat stroked out?
Howdy.
Rush got it RIGHT on Dylan, who is a Great American.
My husband was at Woodstock.
He tried to enlist in the army before entering college but they didn’t like his flat feet or his asthma.
I’m realy sick of broad brush attacks against people who attended Woodstock. My husband and his friends were not drugged up hippies. They didn’t expect it to be anything like it became; actually they went for laughs.
shot my best round ever yesterday.......78
w a 39 front
Yep, with the Democrat economy I may need many wild rabbits
How many parcel delivery companies survived pre-Parcel Post?
It's a complete BS analogy.
WTG!
Babbling and undermining his own plan at the same time.
No he didn’t, I hate birds.
Hello, cookie.
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