Posted on 08/17/2009 8:10:35 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
There are similarities: a lot of wind and hot air, but will not hit the prospective target.
LOL—Rush says the DU is the greatest collection of lunatics next to DailyKos.
You visited the DUmp? I can’t stand the stench myself.
Ping - Rush loves DU!
The DUmp must be ready to implode.
DUmmies are lunatics
LOL!!!
DU’s server will be crashing here shortly
I wouldn’t be surprised if DU has an anti-Rush thread.
They’re probably screaming now, but it also wouldn’t surprise me if they have the equivalent of a FRink (a “DUnk”?) at a Rush mention.
It depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is.
I like the comments Rush is making now about the quality of people found at DU. He’s also correct that the socialists cannot grow goobermint w/o no’ money and that’s why they are going for the health care industry.
Yep, Mayo Clinic’s home of Rochester Mn will have no Representation in health care reform, not one Democrat will come for a town hall meeting, Tim Walz, Amy Klobachar, AL Franken will not show due to folks who want to earn a living and folks who want good health care. Democrats will ruin the Mayo Clinic
LOL! DUmp Rush thread.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6327100
Moist Towelette provided.
“The DUmp must be ready to implode.”
One vanity post now has the burning question:
“Should Sebelius be fired.....”
and two bright minds already responded with:
“Dean would have been 1000 times better.”
and
“She should be replaced with Dr. Dean Someone who obviously cares about health care reform and has real, non-political knowledge about it.”
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Drudge Report ^ | 8-17-09
Posted on Monday, August 17, 2009 9:38:21 AM by rawhide
Healdine only at Drudge
LOL Coming out of bottom hour break with Like A Rolling Stone bumper music. Fast work by the crack staff at EIB.
So they can trash him.
Pathetic.
FROM THE DUMP
“We’re on Rush!
He just admitted he reads us. Of course, he then misrepresented us and called us lunatics.”
LOL
You made Fudd cry.
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