Posted on 08/17/2009 8:10:35 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
What else is old?
Besides, there was some great music. The Who, Jimmi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, Janis Joplin....
AWWW! What is cuter than a lop eared rabbit? NOTHING!!
G’day CC dear.
They taste like chicken.
Bob Dylan was not at Woodstock.
can we pick an “I am...” character who gets to live and the bad guys go away?
just a though.
or “I am VOTER”
Just started to learn that one on guitar, it’s got a diatonic(goes up the scale) chord progression, then the 1-4-5 How does it feel...
I’ve decided great music has words and one can understand them, even remember them, this crap for a decade called music isn’t
My bad.
I can not believe I read that. My computer has to going loco.
I’ve eaten turtle....boy scouts days......4 kinds of meat
yuck to quad yuck
I’m not really into most of the music myself. lol
I’m just getting pretty angry at how everyone who was at Woodstock is portrayed.
:-) Like I tell my husband, (who loves heavy, heavy metal), if I can’t hear/understand the words, it ain’t going in my cd player. But then again, I could loop Bob Dylan and Garth Brooks and be done with it.
I assume everyone has seen the YouTube of Joe Cocker (with captions) from Woodstock? LOL funny.
I’d bet their town hall meetings will get a better filter so the informed can’t sneak through, although was it possibly a staged question President Ødumba flubbed the answer to?
A big congrats, AG. MAny never break 80 in a lifetime and with a 39 on the front.....that’s very good golf.
I do! :)
I can remember as a very small kid, my mom would take me to the park with my sister in a baby carraige. Whenever pigeons would come by I’d run and scatter them. Mom would say “why did you do that” and I’d say “BECAUSE I HATE BIRDS!”
We have a cardinal bird who lives in the trees behind our house with his mate. He’s the only bird I really like. He’s very smart and awfully cute, for a bird.
you can bet the scorecard is framed and in my sports room !
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