Posted on 08/10/2009 8:17:36 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hi There
Afternoon, ma’am.
NASA, WTH?
(sigh)
25 bucks.
How the mighty have fallen.
We’re going to get rides to the ISS on RUSSIAN spacecraft? WTF?
And Rush, we’re not going to spend 50 million to design a replacement for the shuttle. We’re going to spend 50 million to TALK ABOUT designing a replacement for the shuttle.
‘They’ (the important and elite - by invitation only) sacrifice an effigy of ‘CARE’ at the Bohemian Grove......Google it.
That’s what about I get. Also don’t forget about ARRA, the people working will pay 65% of you CORBA.
I’ve all ready done all the honey-do list, now sitting around playing w/my Clinton and scrating my Barry.
Nice tagline.
Come on Kitten... of course the author.
ROFL re: the clip.
Outed himself.
You know Rush, Powell came down for the Mexico City Policy and not removing it... I wonder what he has to say about Obama’s stance?
And Linda looks like Eva Braun.
Kidding... of course.
More like a dumb, transvestite Goebbels.
So Rush says that the Obama HC logo looks like the logo of the NAZI party and the left and the MSM go ballistic.
Pelosi calls us NAZI’s and she’s speaking “the truth”?
I want to puke.
And how can this bimbo on the clip say there’s no WH rat line when clearly there is?
Nothing was cobbled together or taken out of context.
That’s a Libtard ploy anyway.
disinformation and misinformation
Rush, don’t listen to Red Jan... please.
I don’t have enough life span to put links up on her and her ilk.
Wait till he gets to page 400 on...
LOL. My payment sucks.
Of course the POTUS doesn’t have a definitive plan!
That way he can’t be pinned down or held responsible and forced to explain/defend what he wants.
This way he can be all things to all people.
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