Posted on 07/22/2009 7:46:22 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Maybe, or maybe he’s just young and thinks he won’t need it.
Chances are he won’t in the early years of life. I know there’s always that unexpected event that might make him wish he’d thought otherwise.
When I was in my late 20s and early 30s, I went for several long periods without health insurance coverage. I didn’t have much money at the time, but when I had to go to the doctor or clinic for something, not a bill went unpaid, even if I had to make monthly payments until the balance was finished.
A caller from Canada was on Hannity’s radio show yesterday. Said her friend just found out she was pregnant, called to get an appointment, they told her it would be 10-12 months.
social justice = reparations
Oh, gees. LOL. Should I have laughed there?
Total knee replacement? Better hurry before
Obamacare desides you don’t qualify.
The people who cast the votes do not decide an election,
the people who count the votes do.
Joseph Stalin (1879 - 1953)
Nice graphic. Thanks for the ping.
RitM, I’m so sorry to hear this. I, too, will keep you in my prayers. You must be feeling really lousy with the chemo. May God bless you and return you to health quickly.
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