Posted on 05/27/2009 7:00:52 AM PDT by Milhous
A Frenchman, a German and a Jew walk into a bar. "I'm tired and thirsty," says the Frenchman. "I must have wine." I have long been convinced that two things have allowed we Jews to survive for almost four thousand years and outlive our long list of enemies in the process: religious faith and a burning desire to tell jokes, especially the self deprecating kind. ... I'm also personally discovering that the older a Jew gets, the more he or she wants to tell stories and have them laughed at even if they aren't officially in the comedy trade or even if the jokes they're telling are ancient and have been recounted time and time again. Like me, for example.
Hollywood director and producer Sam Hoffman has came up with the perfect solution: the enormously successful Jewish humor website called "Old Jews Telling Jokes" (www.oldjewstellingjokes.com) which Hoffman launched just last year. Born of his own fondness for the funny tales he heard from his father, family and friends over four decades, the website is just what it's called: Old Jews telling jokes.
"I'm tired and thirsty," says the German. "I must have beer."
"I'm tired and thirsty," says the Jew. "I must have diabetes."
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(Excerpt) Read more at jewishworldreview.com ...
Thanks for the ping!
Would you like a nice piece of fish with your ping?
LOLOL!
Like the old saying goes, an Alamo a day keeps the matzos away, or something like that.
ROFL!
If Elvis had been Jewish this is what he’d have done:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Kdgy85efA&feature=related
No, no, no ... it’s “ammo a day keeps the Marxists away.”
I think your idea has merit to deny a *second* Holocaust from happening...
Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership...Billed as “America’s most aggressive defender of firearms ownership,” the “twin goals” of JPFO are:
To destroy “gun control” and to encourage Americans to understand and defend all of the Bill of Rights for everyone...
Founded by Jews and initially aimed at educating the Jewish community about the historical evils that Jews have suffered when they have been disarmed, JPFO has always welcomed persons of all religious beliefs who share a common goal of opposing and reversing victim disarmament policies while advancing liberty for all.
They’re not a lobbying organization. Their work is done through education, via books, videos, pamphlets...
‘Gun control’? One Jewish group says ‘Never again!’
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2145208/posts
I very much like the JPFO!
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The long and winding road.....
You know why the Jews wandered the desert for 40 years?
Somebody lost a quarter...
I thought the Reformed Synagogue was a Yiddish schism.
I remember reading that Elvis Aron Presley was Jewish, under Jewish matriarchical lineage: His mother’s mother was Jewish!
Thanks for the ping, bodda bing.
I must be part part Jewish, ‘cause I love those to tell self-defecating jokes...or was that deprecating?
Just sent this to my boss...
sounds like people I’d love to meet & know.
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