Posted on 05/22/2009 8:18:31 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Gotta preempt Rush whenever 0 can.....does the dude ever do any real work?
Steele is struggling. I think he really is trying to bring Conservatives on board and honestly doesn’t have disdain for Conservatives in the same way Lindsay Graham, John McCain and others do. I don’t think Steele is as Conservative (if at all) as I hoped, but I do think he is trying to be diplomatic.
...it is the NATION that paid, is paying, and will continue to pay for for the GOP’s ineptitude.
I get the point but I will not blame the GOP solely for the gullibility of the voters and the far-left and socialistic proclivities of Obalmy and the Demonrats.
J.Mac’s son is graduating from US Naval Academy today and gets his diploma from the man who defeated his father. What a stinky graduation.
Everything he cried about in the interview was about the consequences to the party. AT NO TIME did he utter any concern for how the consequences of GOP misfeasance effected the Nation.
The GOP leadership (HAH!) is concerned only with their own well being.
Happy B-day!!!....
P.S. I hate you because you’re only 30 =)
PS. He also was pushing his “Big Tent” BS!!
30? Still a young pup
Happy Birthday!
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DECORATION DAY!
present.
Hey sweets!
Hey cutie. Hope you are not behaving.
Of course not!
Are you on this Sunday? I hope so, I can stay up for it!
Dare I say, Dick Cheney for president!
I adore that man.
Cheney/Palin 2012. That is my fantasy. Or any combo with those two names.
He’s a good guy for sure.
Holy Moly!
Perfect.
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