Posted on 05/20/2009 8:46:09 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Ron Reagan Junior: 'Limbaugh Hasn't Had a Natural Erection Since the Nixon Administration' By Tim Graham Created 2009-05-20 11:16
They used to mock the manhood of Ron Reagan ("Junior") for being a ballet dancer. But Junior is striking back on his leftist Air America radio show [1]. He would not stand for Rush Limbaugh joking about Nancy Pelosi shaking from "Botox withdrawal," and even recycled a January routine in which Limbaugh joked to keep the birth rate down, "simply put pictures of Nancy Pelosi ... in every cheap motel room." Reagan Junior unloaded on Limbaugh being on thin ice [2] for making erection jokes (click here [3] for audio):
Limbaugh hasn't had a natural erection since the Nixon Administration; think he's compensating for something? Now, I wouldn't pick on him for any of this stuff, not his blubbiness, not his man-boobs, not his inability to have a natural erection -- none of that stuff -- to me, off limits until! until! -- Mr. Limbaugh, you turn that sort of gun on somebody else -- once you start doing that, you're fair game, fat boy. Absolutely, you jiggly pile of mess. You're just fair game, and you're going to get it, too. [Laughs] You'd better watch what you say, Limbaugh, because it can come back the other way.
Junior also strangely claimed that Pelosi looks pretty good for a grandma, but Limbaugh looks like "the unholy spawn of Tony Soprano and the Michelin Man."
He also jumped all over CNN analyst Alex Castellanos joking that "If Speaker Pelosi were still capable of human facial expression, she'd be embarrassed" by the "Nixon-like position" she's in. He said "This from a guy who looks like he just stepped out of a road production of [the Harvey Fierstein drag-queen musical] La Cage Aux Folles."
From a ballerina, that’s rich...
Ron is an expert on butt erections..
And he would know about these things because.....?
he must have hated being Magnus’s son....at least Patti is nowadays polite about it all
and Michael adored him..
President Reagan’s only REAL son is the one he adopted, Michael.
This is ironic. Ron Reagan Jr. is currently doing radio commercials for vitamin supplements that are suppose to help the “male prostate” function better. Maybe little Ron is the one with problems with regards to the male member.
And Ron Jr. has never seen a grown woman naked.
I refuse to believe Ron is the natural son of President Reagan.
Correct, lil Ronnie’s temptation to Rush ain’t worth a diddli squat.
Why are these homos so bitter?
You’re seeing again why liberal talk shows aren’t successful. The talkers are creeps who think their gutter talk is cool.
He sure doesn’t look like his Father and even worse he doesn’t think like him.
I hate to bad mouth a woman, but I think Nancy may have fooled around on Ronnie. This frickin’ idiot can’t be the Gippers son.
Remember that book by Kitty Kelly? Do you think he looks a bit like Frank Sinatra?
Ron is a very sad and angry guy. He definitely needs prayers.
I am not surprised that Ron Reagan Jr’s insult revolves around somebody’s penis.
To say he and every other homosexual are literally fixated on that organ, and they prove it at EVERY opportunity, is a massive understatement.
ROn is actually projecting here anyways. Ron secretly WISHES that he himself had an erection that lasted since Nixon. All the additional unknown strangers he could have humped. Imagine what his butt tax would be though.
Lil’ Ron seems disappointed by his statement. He probably dreams about Rush’s “glorious naked body”.
Ronnie:
You seem to feel for erections....
How long have you been monitoring Rush’s parts?
I suspect Ron Reagan has had a lot of experience regarding other men’s erections.
Check the hospital birth records. The real Ron Jr. must be out there somewhere.
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