Posted on 04/29/2009 8:39:40 AM PDT by firehat
BERCHTESGADEN ON THE POTOMAC
FOLLOW THE FASCIST BRICK ROAD ©
Norman Liebmann
Obama’s approval numbers have gone down. Apparently he sprung a leak in his charisma. In Detroit they have started calling him “Obama, the Pontiac Killer”. He decided he had to destroy the automobile industry in order to save it. This is called “Nationalization”. Well, America, there is another “N word” for ya’. Obama’s ingests his fascism straight - the same way drunks order whiskey – “As it comes”. (There may be no alternative to the Obama fascism but the reintroduction of “the N word” – if for no reason other than that they hate it so much.)
The Democrats are celebrating the first hundred days of the Obama financial diarrhea. His Administration may adopt the motto is “Economic Collapses ‘R’ Us.
Obama has asked his technician, “What do I do if in the middle of my speech the teleprompter goes out? He was advised, “Just keep talking until you think of something to say”. Obama’s speeches have become a form of torture in themselves. They should be called teleboarding.
Arlen Specter has switched over to the Democrat Party where there are better opportunities for him to carry his moderation to excess.
History instructs us, there is almost no country in the world in which Spain did not make the natives restless. Now here they come again.
Michelle Obama is being celebrated all over the media as the First Lady of Fashion. In fact, when she gets all dressed up she looks like a designer potholder. (Incidentally, while the subject of fashion abides, why is it everything Madeleine Albright wears look like expensive mosquito netting?)
The Republican team doesn’t need Gatorade. They need Spine-aid. When Republicans run scared it’s not a race – it’s a marathon. The "Pubbies’" political ploy was to wait and see. Well, they waited and saw. (The Republican Party blew up on the pad - and then they blew up the pad.)
Doctors are trying to determine if the swine flu is carried by a bug called the swine fly. The good news is that some swine flies are too fat to get off the ground. (Incidentally, if you’ve never visited Mexico the swine flu season is the ideal time of year not to go.)
Will the Game of the Year be The Somali Pirates versus The Harlem Globe Muggers?
Secretary of the Treasury Tim Geithner is teaching the rest of the Obama Cabinet members the trick of how to drool through their wallets. As a boy, the avaricious, money-grasping Geithner may have been bitten on the neck by a tollbooth.
It is possible Congress will set aside a cool forty billion dollars for research to determine whether toilet seats feel cold to Eskimos.
We’re told John Kerry is the only former naval officer to pass up oak leaf clusters on his medals in favor of sequins.
It is rumored that Macy’s Department Store will replace its traditional Thanksgiving Day festivity with something called The Pigmentation Parade.
Nancy Pelosi acts like someone who left Shangri-La by virtue of having been voted out.
Al Gore is a fog that never lifts.
Janet Napolitano is another cupid stunt. The Democrat Party never seems to run out of them. They are determined to make sure the American Way is no longer the American Way.
The building of the border fence will end in a photo finish with the passage of amnesty.
It won’t take the gays long to realize that same-sex marriage quickly becomes “the same-old sex” marriage. Along those lines, homosexuality is depravity and lesbianism is entertainment.
American money, once called bucks, may soon be called Buckwheats.
Obama has made economic darkness the Fifth Dimension
Is that stuff on Barack Obama’s head hair or an autograph collection?
According to the Saudi King even the Pope said “hello” to him standing up.
There are probably more Muslims in Sweden than in Mecca. It’s just a matter of time before there is a native quarter in Disneyland.
Why hasn’t Gloria Steinem complained that The Saudi Palace doesn’t have a ladies room?
It seems inevitable that Google will have a seat on the United Nations Security Council.
Obama assumes power he does not have and delegates it to people who have neither the right nor the brains to use it. The Obama Presidency signals the death of Idealism.
The racial homogenizing of Europe was already in overkill. The arrival of Obama was the last straw.
Jimmy Carter raised peanuts, which is probably the reason why peanuts never got to be any bigger than peanuts.
Arabs always like to shoot in the air which makes you wonder how come there are so many of them.
George W. Bush saved million of lives in Africa. (That’s another reason.)
The Obama economy may reinvigorate minority interest in looting.
Dianne Feinstein removed any doubt that she is too rich to steal.
Is there any truth to the rumor that Oprah Winfrey uses hockey pucks as pasties?
The problem with Mexican trucks is their brakes are adjusted by Mexican mechanics.
Environmentalism has made this nation as weak as its weakest link. The little good that can come of environmentalism is inundated by what is bad.
The ACLU will supply Somali pirates with back packs so, if they are captured, they can pass themselves off as juveniles in American Courts.
Apparently George W. Bush left Barack Obama a duplicate set of keys to Afghanistan.
Had he seen Sean Penn’s portrayal of him, Harvey Milk would be curdling in his casket.
Fidel Castro has told off another American President. It’s what he lives for. Obama kissed another tyrant’s ass. It’s what he lives for. After five minutes without apologizing to some despot Obama “goes into withdrawal”. (Almost anybody in the Obama Administration can tell you where Napoleon went wrong and Fidel Castro went right.)
Obama is pondering this final question: At his command will American soldiers fire on American civilians?
The way to help the economy is to get Obama’s pointy Florsheims from standing on America’s esophagus.
How does Tom Brokaw manage to keep his apathy on an even keel? And how long can Barney Frank remain gender-free? (It’s likely if the Hindenburg Zeppelin had been piloted by Barney Frank, he would have crashed it into an iceberg.)
The secret of the success of the Obamas’ marriage is that they’re never admitted to each other their real race. (Is it possible Barack Obama hates being a Negro almost as much a Michelle Obama hates being married to one?)
If his treatment of Sarah Palin is the measure, John McCain must have turned on every American prisoner in the Hanoi Hilton.
When will FDR’s New Deal finally die the death it so richly deserves?
If anything characterized both parties it is the failure to keep Mexicans from sneaking into America and the failure to inspire some other minorities to sneak out.
Joe Biden may have to be fitted with a thinking aid. Listening to Biden’s quips is about as much fun as gutting a haddock
Why not re-name this Commie-leaning capital of the United States “Washingrad?”
The only good thing the Governor of California ever did was not take a salary - and he was worth every penny of it. And speaking of money, why not call him Arnold Taxaneggar?
Jeaneane Garofalo looks like a professional Botox donor.
The Obama Administration will send engraved invitations to people who want to acquire permanent Illegal alien status. The invitation will bear the initials B.Y.O.D. (Bring Your Own Drugs).
When will some liberals decide it is possible to be a member of a minority and also an American?
And this …
If Barack Obama were a true American somebody would have noticed it by now.
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Yep.
With all due respect, talking about “the N word” in relation to Obama is a poor choice of terminology.
I realize the author means “Nazi,” but that’s not what a lot of people will read into it.
Obama’s speeches have become a form of torture in themselves. They should be called teleboarding.
If his treatment of Sarah Palin is the measure, John McCain must have turned on every American prisoner in the Hanoi Hilton.
TELEBOARDING - I love it!
It’s Moscow on the Potomac
Nice one!
I think the humorist assumes his audience is smarter than that. And on FR, most of them are.
There are some great lines in this!
MO = celebrity pot holder. *chuckle*
I wonder if arlen's move means he will now vote with the Rep party some of the time.
You haven’t read much Norman Liebmann have you? He makes Ann Coulter and P.J. O’Rouke look like polite Sean Hannity types by comparison.
Nope, haven’t heard of the guy.
I think conservatives should stay away from talking about the N-word in relation to Obama.
It absolutely doesn’t help our cause, IMO.
You should be very ashamed of yourself for that one, Norman. That is a grievous slur on cupid stunts everywhere.
“With all due respect, talking about “the N word” in relation to Obama is a poor choice of terminology.
I realize the author means “Nazi,” but that’s not what a lot of people will read into it.”
The folks who don’t understand will read into it what they want to. Let them! I am STILL LAUGHING!
ping
I prefer “Obamagrad, District of Barackistan”.
Springtime for Obama.
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