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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, April 10, 2009
The EIB Network ^ | 04/10/09 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 04/10/2009 8:20:01 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: rush; talkradio
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To: Enterprise
If the hearings don't get em the continuous resolutions will!
41 posted on 04/10/2009 9:13:34 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Speak Austrian, "legacy assets"gyration"man caused disaster"Overseas Contingency Operations"!)
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To: All

Barama should reach out to the Somalian Merchant Marine Organizers and allow them to immigrate to Lewiston Me.

Give them free housing and a gubmint stipend. Then they will stop their swashbuckling ways.

Let them commandeer lobsters for the greater good.


42 posted on 04/10/2009 9:14:10 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife
No pre condition talks with the Merchant Marine Organizers!
43 posted on 04/10/2009 9:15:52 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Speak Austrian, "legacy assets"gyration"man caused disaster"Overseas Contingency Operations"!)
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To: All

Did I forget the /sarc tag?


44 posted on 04/10/2009 9:15:54 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

We have to reach out! /s


45 posted on 04/10/2009 9:16:40 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife
Obie's non-response to North Korea and Somalia has signaled to terrorists worldwide that a paper tiger once again inhabits the White House.

BTW, what is worse...
Being in infidel,
being a believer who has turned their back on Islam
or being a believer who keeps his beliefs under wraps???

46 posted on 04/10/2009 9:17:25 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Barak Obama: Pontificator in and Poster Child for the Peter Principle)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Rush talking about this:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2226353/posts?page=3#3


47 posted on 04/10/2009 9:17:38 AM PDT by Matchett-PI (The biggest threat to the US economy is the US Congress.)
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To: mylife

What does the NYT expect the USN to do at this point? Blast the lifeboat out of the sea? Oh then they’d rip the Navy for violating the pirates “constitutional rights”.


48 posted on 04/10/2009 9:17:45 AM PDT by PogySailor (We're so screwed.....welcome to the American Oligarchy)
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To: mylife

I EAT lobsters for the common good.


49 posted on 04/10/2009 9:17:52 AM PDT by WorkerbeeCitizen (The only time I want a Republican reaching across the aisle is to smack a liberal.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

"Surrender ya varmints. Or else we'll hit you with more resolutions."

50 posted on 04/10/2009 9:18:35 AM PDT by Enterprise (Surrender Monkey of the United States...SMOTUS. (668 Neighbor of the Beast))
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To: gov_bean_ counter

Obama’s actions or lack there of speak volumes about his intentions


51 posted on 04/10/2009 9:19:07 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: PogySailor

Yes, yes...it is a sticky wicket with those constitutional rights getting in the way.


52 posted on 04/10/2009 9:20:39 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

Funny how the same media that ripped GWB if he wasn’t constantly in front of the media about the crisis of the day now thinks PBO shouldn’t be bothered.

Hypocrites.


53 posted on 04/10/2009 9:21:24 AM PDT by PogySailor (We're so screwed.....welcome to the American Oligarchy)
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To: WorkerbeeCitizen

You and I are good citizen bees, eating lobster for the common good!


54 posted on 04/10/2009 9:21:28 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: PogySailor

Barack “Buttstain” Obama doesnt seem to realize that his #1 job as SMOTUS is the protection of US citizens.

The man makes me ill.


55 posted on 04/10/2009 9:23:06 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

Regular Patriots we are.


56 posted on 04/10/2009 9:23:06 AM PDT by WorkerbeeCitizen (The only time I want a Republican reaching across the aisle is to smack a liberal.)
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To: acsrp38
You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature. Here


57 posted on 04/10/2009 9:23:06 AM PDT by Matchett-PI (The biggest threat to the US economy is the US Congress.)
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To: WorkerbeeCitizen

irregular soldiers need to see their doctors


58 posted on 04/10/2009 9:23:57 AM PDT by advertising guy (the University of IKEA , educating our kids for 20 years , majoring in couch and remote)
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To: Matchett-PI

10 years of pure entertainin and bliss readin your stuff


59 posted on 04/10/2009 9:25:19 AM PDT by advertising guy (the University of IKEA , educating our kids for 20 years , majoring in couch and remote)
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To: Matchett-PI

AVAST! Should the firey tempest continue I will be condemned to shaving off my sweating piratey beard!

Arrr!!!


60 posted on 04/10/2009 9:26:54 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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