The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, April 10, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 04/10/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
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We love you, Rush.
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G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[Clint N. Suhks]

If the hearings don't get em the continuous resolutions will!

[mylife]

Barama should reach out to the Somalian Merchant Marine Organizers and allow them to immigrate to Lewiston Me.

Give them free housing and a gubmint stipend. Then they will stop their swashbuckling ways.

Let them commandeer lobsters for the greater good.

[Clint N. Suhks]

No pre condition talks with the Merchant Marine Organizers!

[mylife]

Did I forget the /sarc tag?

[mylife]

We have to reach out! /s

[gov_bean_ counter]

Obie's non-response to North Korea and Somalia has signaled to terrorists worldwide that a paper tiger once again inhabits the White House.

BTW, what is worse...
Being in infidel,
being a believer who has turned their back on Islam
or being a believer who keeps his beliefs under wraps???

[Matchett-PI]

Rush talking about this:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2226353/posts?page=3#3

[PogySailor]

What does the NYT expect the USN to do at this point? Blast the lifeboat out of the sea? Oh then they’d rip the Navy for violating the pirates “constitutional rights”.

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

I EAT lobsters for the common good.

[Enterprise]

"Surrender ya varmints. Or else we'll hit you with more resolutions."

[mylife]

Obama’s actions or lack there of speak volumes about his intentions

[mylife]

Yes, yes...it is a sticky wicket with those constitutional rights getting in the way.

[PogySailor]

Funny how the same media that ripped GWB if he wasn’t constantly in front of the media about the crisis of the day now thinks PBO shouldn’t be bothered.

Hypocrites.

[mylife]

You and I are good citizen bees, eating lobster for the common good!

[mylife]

Barack “Buttstain” Obama doesnt seem to realize that his #1 job as SMOTUS is the protection of US citizens.

The man makes me ill.

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

Regular Patriots we are.

[Matchett-PI]

You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature. Here

[advertising guy]

irregular soldiers need to see their doctors

[advertising guy]

10 years of pure entertainin and bliss readin your stuff

[mylife]

AVAST! Should the firey tempest continue I will be condemned to shaving off my sweating piratey beard!

Arrr!!!