Posted on 04/10/2009 8:20:01 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
More truth from the mouths of babes
The sacrifices I make for the common good ---
It’s a difficult job. ;)
climate is not static?
Nor is it a closed loop either.
Quick! Hit the stasis field button!
No, I don’t think that, if I criticize Obama, someone will accuse me of being racist. In 2004, when Obama ran for the U.S. Senate, I voted for Alan Keyes, who is darker than Obama.
in that photo, I can’t see one I’d let touch my shirts.
I wonder if you notice how Rush was really beating up on the LA Times for it's front page "article" that was really a surreptious commercial ad?
A half hour later I was avidly listening to Rush when he again began to speak about General Motors. I became all ears. A couple minutes into it I realize it was actually a GM commercial woven into the narrative he was delivering. GM is one of his sponsors. Hmmmmm.
Now don't get me wrong. I have listened to Rush almost every day for 20 years and would rather vote for Obama than miss the Maharushi for a minute.
I just like to tweak his tail once in a while.
Only because he wants me to be an independant individual like he is.....and not a robotic part of his listening herd, LOL.
Leni
It is close. It is self regulating. A beautiful design
ABC reports the French stormed a french sailboat to rescue french citizens held by pirates today.
Obama was unavailable for comment
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