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Obama Reaches Out to 'Moderate' Pirate Community
Exurban League ^ | April 9, 2009 | Jon

Posted on 04/09/2009 3:16:09 PM PDT by EveningStar

After maintaining his silence for two days, President Obama will soon make his first public statement about the pirate attack upon an U.S.-flagged vessel off the Horn of Africa. After several inquiries and a few well-placed bribes, Exurban League has received an early transcript of the President's remarks:

(Excerpt) Read more at exurbanleague.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: obama; pirates; politicalhumor; satire; somalia
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1 posted on 04/09/2009 3:16:10 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

He will prolly invite them to Party hardy Wednesday night at the White house


2 posted on 04/09/2009 3:20:51 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: EveningStar
Moderate pirates are not Somalian
3 posted on 04/09/2009 3:20:54 PM PDT by Califreak (111th Congress: Destroying America With Reckless Abandon)
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To: EveningStar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii_c3B5AasI


4 posted on 04/09/2009 3:21:38 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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He doesn’t have to bow so deep to the moderate ones.....


5 posted on 04/09/2009 3:21:47 PM PDT by Mac from Cleveland (How to make a small fortune in the Obama era--first, start off with a big fortune....)
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To: EveningStar

What in the hell is a ‘moderate’ pirate?


6 posted on 04/09/2009 3:29:02 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (Man the pitchforks and torches.......let the revolution begin)
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To: EveningStar
He will reach his hand out towards the PI RATS in conciliatory way, and put them under his wing and find out why they have become like that.
Whether it was environmental causes i.e ( the way society has treated them badly ) or their past lives in the way their families, friends, white man has treated them.
Then, he will give them all the medical, social, psychological treatment and welfare care that they need ( of course, at the expense of the tax payer, mainly the ( WHITE MAN ) ...
7 posted on 04/09/2009 3:29:08 PM PDT by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM .53 : 1 The FOOL hath said in his heart, there is no GOD.)
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To: Prophet in the wilderness

That includes granting them legal U.S. residency and a path to citizenship for them and all of the Pirate-American community. Right?


8 posted on 04/09/2009 3:32:10 PM PDT by La Lydia
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To: EveningStar

That headline is a classic!!


9 posted on 04/09/2009 3:32:45 PM PDT by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton (To those who believe the world was safer with Saddam, get treatment for that!)
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To: La Lydia
" That includes granting them legal U.S. residency and a path to citizenship for them and all of the Pirate-American community. Right? "

Yeah , Of course,

What does the US Constitution matter to them, and the real US citizen's rights and feelings matter.
10 posted on 04/09/2009 3:36:14 PM PDT by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM .53 : 1 The FOOL hath said in his heart, there is no GOD.)
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To: La Lydia

And billions in Somali relief funds...


11 posted on 04/09/2009 3:36:16 PM PDT by Califreak (111th Congress: Destroying America With Reckless Abandon)
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To: Prophet in the wilderness

“He will reach his hand out towards the PI RATS in conciliatory way, and put them under his wing and find out why they have become like that.
Whether it was environmental causes i.e ( the way society has treated them badly ) or their past lives in the way their families, friends, white man has treated them.
Then, he will give them all the medical, social, psychological treatment and welfare care that they need ( of course, at the expense of the tax payer, mainly the ( WHITE MAN ) ... “

The pirates are probably also very upset about global warming and the US health care system.


12 posted on 04/09/2009 3:38:31 PM PDT by ModelBreaker
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To: EveningStar
Rumour has it that Obama will tap as Czar for Pirate Outreach none other than Captain Feathersword.


13 posted on 04/09/2009 3:39:48 PM PDT by mwilli20 (BO. Making communists proud all over the world.)
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To: al baby

The question is should we tax them or send them a bail out check.


14 posted on 04/09/2009 3:40:54 PM PDT by Rj Snows
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To: EveningStar
Moderate pirette, mmmmmmmm....


15 posted on 04/09/2009 3:42:04 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: al baby

What the heck is wrong with Hillary? I’ve never seen such buffoonery coming from a Secretary of State during a crisis before. Hillary and Obama both need to step away from the red phone.


16 posted on 04/09/2009 3:47:22 PM PDT by jersey117
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Its beyond comprehension Its time we call for her to step down over this


17 posted on 04/09/2009 3:50:33 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: Prophet in the wilderness

Good one. LOL! I may borrow this to pass to a few friends.


18 posted on 04/09/2009 3:53:12 PM PDT by Neoliberalnot ((Freedom's Precious Metals: Gold, Silver and Lead))
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To: al baby

Obama and his ENTIRE administration are a laughing stock.


19 posted on 04/09/2009 3:53:17 PM PDT by jersey117
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To: EveningStar

LOL! Is that TOTUS speaking?


20 posted on 04/09/2009 3:55:52 PM PDT by LurkedLongEnough
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