The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Thursday, March 26, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 03/26/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[Just Lori]

KIRBY WILBUR FOR SECRETARY OF STATE!

[RasterMaster]

[acsrp38]

President — Rush
VP - Ann Coulter
Sec State - Sean
Attorney General - Laura
Treasury - Thomas Sowell

[Just Lori]

LOL!

[acsrp38]

or Supreme Court

[RasterMaster]

[acsrp38]

Ollie North — Sec Defense

[Just Lori]

Secretary of the interior? Hmmmmmmmmm......

[hattend]

Wow, “GoreBull Warming” will end if we turn our lights off for an hour on the 28th.

What will the Chicken Littles whine about then?

Even the History Channel was in on it a few nights ago.

Some dork in Maryland was whining about losing the barrier islands along the coast due to GoreBull Warming...then he went on to describe beach erosion. Quite a bit different than rising sea levels due to GoreBull Warming.

Had to turn it off.

[Just Lori]

Good idea! Chief Justice!

[RasterMaster]

President Limbaugh address to the nation....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCl_—E3T2c

[acsrp38]

For him to be Chief Justice — you would have to get rid of Roberts

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

Same here - lots more reading than posting - and I only been here since 06.

[Just Lori]

Could you just see Mark as Chief Justice?

“GET OUTTA HERE YA BIG DOPE!”

That would be sooooooo sweeeet!

[RasterMaster]

http://hotair.com/archives/2007/02/14/video-president-rush-limbaugh-vice-president-ann-coulter/

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

Secretary of the interior?

Terrible Ted Nuggent

[Just Lori]

OMG! We have SUNSHINE here! For a few minutes, anyway.

[Just Lori]

That works!

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

It’s 77 and partly cloudy - I’m in shorts (period)

[hattend]

Now you know how Hitler and the Nazis got away with it in the 30’s