Posted on 03/26/2009 8:26:46 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
All Together Now:
I don’t know what they have to say,
It makes no difference anyway —
Whatever it is, I’m against it!
No matter what it is or who commenced it,
I’m against it.
Your proposition may be good
But let’s have one thing understood —
Whatever it is, I’m against it!
And even when you’ve changed it or condensed it,
I’m against it.
Your Ad Here
I’m opposed to it —
On general principles I’m opposed to it!
Chorus: He’s opposed to it!
In fact, in word, in deed,
He’s opposed to it!
For months before my son was born,
I used to yell from night till morn,
Whatever it is, I’m against it!
And I’ve kept yelling since I commenced it,
I’m against it!
Read more: “Whatever It Is, I’m Against It - song lyrics | clown ministry | Poetry | Marx Brothers” - http://www.clown-ministry.com/index_1.php/articles/whatever_it_is_im_against_it_song_lyrics/#ixzz0AslUYyaf
Blagojevich indictment: Wait ‘til next week
http://blogs.suntimes.com/blago/2009/03/blagojevich_indictment_wait_ti.html
...Earth to idiots, I’ll be here when your long time gone. You can’t hurt me, but, I can sure as the sun goes red hurt you...
This is really bad- we are becoming a fascist state before our very eyes.
the words “we are so screwed” come to mind
Hi, Mom! How are you doing?
My hope for this nation remains intact... in SPITE of Bambam!
I refuse to believe that’s a real picture.
You’re sooooo right. EVERY day lately.
I’m well, thanks:)
My hope wavers- but my prayers are intact!
Thank you - my old brain can still put out a though now and then ;~)
RUSH LIMBAUGH FOR PRESIDENT!
Ann Coulter as VP! =)
YES! OR..MARK LEVIN!
LOL! I notice my old brain seems to think more clearly- yet is unable to articulate the words to explain the thoughts:)
Good to see you WBC! I read more on FR but post less..
Mark would be the AG.
speaking of Emanuel...Emanuel was named to Freddie Mac Board February 2000 -On Emanuel’s watch, the board was told by executives of a plan to use accounting tricks to mislead shareholders about outsize profits the government-chartered firm was then reaping from risky investments. The goal was to push earnings onto the books in future years, ensuring that Freddie Mac would appear profitable on paper for years to come and helping maximize annual bonuses for company brass.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/politics/obama/chi-rahm-emanuel-profit-26-mar26,0,5682373.story
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