The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Thursday, March 26, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 03/26/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
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G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[Roccus]

Local

[RasterMaster]

CRANK UP THE POWER!

[Just Lori]

That aint good.

[99Floyd]

All lights will be on at 8:30pm local time.
More if I can find some.
skru u greenies!

[Just Lori]

Those folks MUST have black-out shades in their bedroom windows! =)

[hattend]

Thanks

I’ll be sure to call the wife and tell her to turn all the lights inside, and outside, the house on.

Also, if she gets a visit from the California Air Resources Board telling her to turn off the lights, to shoot first and as why later.

[Just Lori]

You are a GREAT AMERICAN!

[FaithintheRight]

Earth Hour, Yeah right...

[acsrp38]

I don’t turn em on — just don’t take em down

[Just Lori]

Rush is cracking me up!

[RasterMaster]

Make sure you are SAVING WATER this Saturday!

[Fudd Fan]

That is disgraceful!

(earthhour, not you!!)

[Canedawg]

What about one of those condoms that glo in the dark?

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[txradioguy]

I’m going to have an anit-earth hour.

I’m gonna turn on every single light in my house...turn on every computer and game system I have for that hour.

[Just Lori]

That aint good.

[99Floyd]

LOL, don’t forget the lead

[txradioguy]

When are people going to wake up to this bogus nanny state bravo sierra the feds and certain state governments are trying to shove down our throat?

Limiting the color of cars? Telling us how much water our toilets can use per flush?

God only knows what is going to happen next.

[Just Lori]

LMAO! When we lose power, the Mr. and I play Gin Rummy by candlelight!

[Current Occupant]

Get to your stack of stuff, why spend so much time on this stupid stuff?

[RasterMaster]

Those in the space station should take a shot of how bright the lights get from space!