The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Thursday, March 26, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 03/26/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[A. Morgan]

That’s RIGHT! Start with AlBORE!

[Eva]

Obama is obfuscating about the electrical lines. Patti Murry tried to claim that she was bringing home the pork for new electric lines from a wind farm. The power company said that this was not true, that the stimulus bill did not provide any money, and that the delay in the lines involves environmental regulations and permitting, not money or workers.

[Roccus]

If we all live in gov’t housing in cities, we won’t need those electric soap boxes.....see?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Rough weather ahead for the people in the Denver area. Just got this in my company e-mail:

The Denver Metro Area is under a blizzard warning through Friday. We are expecting 1 – 2 feet of snow in the metro area.

[A. Morgan]

Hey, Basketball Girl :)

[bluerose]

Earth hour. Shoot me now.

[Biggirl]

Go UConn!

[Roccus]

At 8:30 Sat night I expect my electric meter to be spinning so fast that the torque generated will rip it off the wall!

[acsrp38]

Will be turning on every light in my house Saturday!!

Turn on all appliances!!!

Can’t wait — then look out my front window to see who else does, or doesn’t

[angcat]

Note to self:

TURN ON ALL LIGHTS IN HOUSE ON 3/28/09 AT 8:30PM!

[RasterMaster]

Message for Cali-DUmocrats....

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh55/Fashionableflamingo/democrats.jpg

[hattend]

I should not need a magnifying glass to read stuff on the computer (red on black fonts suck!)

[RasterMaster]

http://cinie.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fraud-obama-6-735308.jpg

[rodguy911]

UHHHH... OK!

[acsrp38]

Too bad I didn’t get the outside Christmas lights up this year. I would have 1000’s to turn on.

All you who live in fly over north — turn your Christmas lights on!!!

[RasterMaster]

[hattend]

Is that 8:30 eastern or 8:30 local time?

[Just Lori]

We take ours down right after New Year.

[acsrp38]

Some years I don’t get mine down

[angcat]

I don’t know.