The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Thursday, March 26, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 03/26/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[FaithintheRight]

Greetings Thrill Seekers! Tks IMPR for ping...

[CheneyChick]

They can start with the first Smart Meter at Al Gore’s house.

[Roccus]

If we can figure out how to eliminate 52% of our electric consumption, we can eliminate coal fired generating plants.

}:^0

[Deo volente]

From “smart meters” to the Orwellian telescreen is not too great a leap.

[hattend]

Calif Air Resources Board is nuts.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

First plasma tvs, now black cars.

Where will it end?

[gargoyle]

...Goody frooty...

[rodguy911]

Yeah but not his brother george’s hut!!

[Clint N. Suhks]

Remember Owl Bore buys carbon credits from himself.

He's the biggest hippocritter on earth.

[Biggirl]

Good afternoon, megaRushIsOnFiredittos, from Biggirl, Podunk Catlover! :) =^..^=

[Clint N. Suhks]

If we can figure out how to eliminate 52% of our electric consumption, we can eliminate coal fired generating plants.

Clean coal?

[sheikdetailfeather]

The smart meter for people who are too stupid. Gee. What a marketing ploy!

[Roccus]

Obama helped start carbon exchange back in 00-01

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/first100days/2009/03/25/obama-helped-fund-carbon-scheme/

[Biggirl]

Congrats to WBC and Rocus for winning the Rush Limbaugh EIB Award and for WBC, Rush’s Cigars. :) =^..^=

[Roccus]

Enviros will never let it get off the ground.

[gargoyle]

...The only good think to come out of this clown, an all day, every day laugh fest...

...I’m writing a book and starting a comic routine, The BeelzObama Tour...

[RasterMaster]

[rodguy911]

I’m just dying to hear their excuses for no nukes.....
What the hell do they think we are going to plug our soapboxes with electric motors into if we don’t get some drilling or nuke power going and soon.?

[RasterMaster]

[RasterMaster]