Posted on 03/20/2009 8:19:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Obama sees himself as Robespiere (sp?) of the french revolution.
He needs illegal consumption trials agains the wealthy. He needs show trials where the accused have no defense (ala the AIG 90% taxation sham)
OBAMA is the problem. 2010 is our first chance to fix this PROVIDED WE GET ACTIVE TOGETHER.
Conservatives need to storm the local GOPs
control the local party control the national party.
I wish and deeply so, that this would come about soon. My view is there are too many people who are invested in this lie, and they will not let it go. The lie will live on, and people like Obama will go on at the head of it.
HERE WE GO!!! Get ‘em RUSH!!!
Love Milton Friedman , kindly old man with a razor for a tongue if ya got on the wrong side of him.
Yes yes yes - DUPES! Brooks, Noonan, and millions of others. A bunch of effen DUPES!
Dick Morris uses the word retard and John C. McGinley and the special olympics put a video out.
Youth Speak Out, Bill O’Reilly Listens
LOL
Hanging out in the IZ with my Compaq Presario running Windows 97. Just a little bit faster than dial-up. :)
No, but TOTUS says he witnessed the rehearsal:)
“$1.8 Trillion deficit bump.”
Eventually to be in the quadrillions, according to Beck.
I’m Not Getting Paid Enough
Okay, I see the bus coming right at me, so let’s be clear: this was His ad lib.
I tried to stay to watch the “Tonight Show” taping, but I was given the bum’s rush like everyone else. That said, I did get to watch some rehearsal time, and man, Leno really rehearses. I mean, he doesn’t leave anything to chance. He’s all about timing. In other words, Jay doesn’t leave much to chance.
And it isn’t just this particular show where Leno is a control freak. I’ve got a cousin out here in LA; he’s an Autoscript GP-15P GoPrompt, with a High-Bright Color LCD screen. He mostly does commercial work, but he does okay. No White House Commission with commisary privileges, but hey, there’s always Schwarzenegger if Auto wants to dabble in politics. But I digress. Auto tells me that Leno’s prompters tell him that Leno and his team do this kind of rehearsal and briefing for every show. So it wasn’t like My Man didn’t have a chance to think about a better line ... and PUT IT ON MY SCREEN!!
It’s days like this that make me miss the days when He and I would walk the streets of Chicago, doing community activism. Sure, it took Him 30 minutes to set me up, and sometimes he couldn’t get the extension cord to reach an electrical outlet, or the folks he wanted to talk to would walk off because they had better things to do, or the glare off my screen made his remarks unreadable. But it was a simpler time, when he could stay on script and didn’t feel the need to “speak his mind,” and we were a team. All I know, is it’s going to be a long flight home.
Posted by Tele Prompter at 7:42 PM 25 comments
Yes, he did. Although someone, I can’t remember his screen name, is saying it was created here at FR. It wasn’t. It was a Rush.
Didn't AM tie with WBC?
Bookmarked this one — LOL
Rush; “..he hit a political bottom last night.”
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