Posted on 03/20/2009 8:19:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
“I missed part of it because I was had to go potty...”
Who cares to hear about your private bathroom habits.
Your are sick.
What the f**k is wrong with you? I was merely stating why I couldn’t hear all of Rush’s remarks. Sick? The only one sick here is you! The only thing that keeps me from telling you what I really think of your remarks is the fact that if I vented my true feelings I would be banned! What a idiot you are! F**k you and and the horse you rode in on!
You confirmed what I just said:
You are sick.
Nope, you are sick you dumb bas****.
You know, muslims hate dogs. They aren’t allowed to touch them. To a muslim a dog is unclean, like a pig.
Soros will pay another one.
They want power. Power for themselves and their constituencies. The problem is that they don't have the ability to manage the capitalist economy and in trying to correct and maintain the Democrats will cause further destruction of asset values and job losses will increase.
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