Posted on 03/20/2009 8:19:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Li'l Kim, the "Dear Leader" probably has a region-free DVD player.
They all have triumphs and defeats just like everyone else.
To deny them that is misguided at best. dehumanising at worst.
I’ve just spent the last hour doing my Federal Taxes (grrr . . . ).
I tried to use Turbo Tax in honor of our Treasury Secretary, but for some reason my computer wouldn’t download the Flash player they required. Weird.
So I was forced to do it the old fashioned way, via IRS.gov. Not happy.
ITs all numbers,and obozo knows it. That’s why his teleprompter keeps telling him crap,to keepthe numbers up so congress will keep buying his crap.
Yay at least it’s Steyn on Monday!
Excellent observation, mylife.
What would we do without that man!
I wonder how long it will take before he has a nervous breakdown? He’s not going to be able to keep up the smoke and mirrors act for too much longer. What happens if Teleprompter gets fed up and quits? If he has an addictive personality he may now be addicted to Teleprompter and not able to fuction without it.
I am Glad that Rush listens to us and that Steyn is game to sub.
We asked for it, and Rush is working him in to the roster at every opportunity.
Steyn really needs to do his own show.
Mark is to the written word what Rush is to the spoken word, and Mark is no slouch in conversation himself.
Me thinks the boy has serious issues.
Deteriorating economic conditions will cause the federal deficit to soar past $1.8 trillion this year and leave the nation wallowing in a sea of red ink far deeper than the White House had previously estimated, congressional budget analysts said today.
In a new report that provides the first independent analysis of President Obama’s budget request, the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office predicted that the administration's agenda would generate deficits averaging nearly $1 trillion a year over the next decade — $2.3 trillion more than the president predicted when he unveiled his spending plan just one month ago.
Without Rush, I would listen, more often, to Sean Hannity, Michael Savage, and Hugh Hewitt, although Rush’s show is almost as good as the other three, combined.
Look at the way Obama treated the Brits over his emotional block involving his Granpappy and the Mau Mau uprising.
This guy is a ball of confusion
What we have here is a child king, spoiled, tyrannical and useless
LoL. I’ll just call it exotic OK?
The link doesn’t work because that last underscore after Biden isn’t being included. I’ve tried this.
Bye all.
If the MSM would tell the truth, his numbers would be a lot lower than they are now. In fact if the MSM would tell the truth he would not be President.
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