The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Friday, March 20, 2009

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[KevinDavis]

Now that I think about it, Obama reminds me of Huey Long who was far left more than Roosevelt..

[PogySailor]

Ugh...THIS can't be good:

Fed planning 15-Fold Increase in US monetary base

[acsrp38]

HUH?? — pay attention caller

[mylife]

Most people have no understanding of the constitution and what sets America apart from the failures of history.

It’s bread and circuses for the masses.

[A. Morgan]

YES...Obamalot that where we’re headed... a living nightmare.

[50cal Smokepole]

There was also Sarah Queen of the Wild Frontier. Can’t stand that one too.....

[RasterMaster]

This DUmb b!tch is back.....

[Joisey]

AIG: The Musical.

Of course, you won't see it on Broadway....NYC is going to be a ghost town by the time Obama finishes confiscating all the wall street bonuses that keep NYC financially afloat.

[mylife]

Ah... Carol the Libtard

[Dr.Deth]

Oh noez, it’s Car-hole from Ballimoore.

[mylife]

LoL. you are soooo picky

[RasterMaster]

[A. Morgan]

OMG what a dud!

[A CA Guy]

She keeps going on and on ignoring the facts.

[Roccus]

Lost my stream from WABC...local radio sta is doing state HS B-ball tourny

[darkangel82]

Obama is so far left Hugo Chavez looks moderate in comparison.

[rodguy911]

Bottom line no restrictions were put on AIG money and key congress critters knew about the bonus’ so what is going on?

[acsrp38]

Why let facts get in the way of your argument??

[calex59]

Yes, but Rush fixed her! He evidently remembers her!

[mylife]