Posted on 03/20/2009 8:19:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I think Bwany Fwank singing is funny, bring on the Banking Queen song Rush! :)
This is going to be an empty correspondence L0L
VCU is the one I got wrong. I thought Miss. State could beat Washington, but in the end I played it safe and went with Washington.
Yeah, the song was hilarious. Rush has it nailed and I love it when he gets pissed off!
N0OOooooo.......!
Just like independent financial wealth is being attacked everywhere by the current regime, they will leave nothing to chance, and even want to eliminate the possibility of people being able to feed themselves outside of the government controlled system.
What was that Rusty song you loved so much?
The Obots will be mad at whomever they are directed to be mad at that day. It won’t matter if yesterday they were screaming for banker blood, they’ll do as they are told.
“How many black presidents does it take to go from Super Power to third world status?”
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One, if he’s an affirmative action POTUS from Kenya.
Not applicable if it was Dr. Thomas Sowell.
Mar 20 2009 10:17AM EDT
CNN’s March Ratings So Far: More Lamb than Lion
More evidence that CNN is going to have to find a new strategy fast or risk becoming a cable news also-ran: In the month of March so far, the Time Warner-owned network has come in fourth place in prime time among adults 25 to 54, the key demographic for advertisers, more often than not.
Through March 17, CNN trailed not only Fox News and MSNBC but also its own sister network, Headline News, on nine out of 17 days. On one day, March 13, CNN even drew fewer 25-to-54 viewers than CNBC — the first time that’s happened since November 2007. And of the eight days it finished higher than fourth in the demo, five were either Saturdays or Sundays, typically the lowest rated nights for the news networks.
Asked about the trend, a CNN spokeswoman offered a statement that emphasized the network’s long-term ratings growth — while ignoring the even sharper gains made by Fox News and MSNBC — and its claim to being No. 1 in total reach. (As I’ve noted before, that claim is based on CNN’s “cume,” or cumulative audience, a measure generally considered less important to advertisers.)
CNN is having its best March in prime time among total viewers since 2003 (Iraq war) and its second best March in adults 25-54 (also since 2003/first best 2008). CNN is not blowing with the political winds, but is continuing to grow by providing reliable, respected journalism and we will continue to offer straight forward reporting that includes a broad range of information, opinion and fact.
On TV, CNN reaches the most viewers every month, averaging 75.7 million compared to FOX’s 61.3 million and MSNBC’s 55.8 million. CNN.com averages more than 30 million unique users each month and HLN averages another 52.8 million viewers.
portfoilio.com via Drudge Report
Me too... Bwany Fwank, I laugh in your face you evil slug.
“It’s classic communist propaganda”
It’s amazing how some of us see through all this so clearly, yet half the country is drunk on koolaide.
Well over 7 MONTHS now and they still haven’t been able to find a Church. Trinity had many Muslims that practiced there. He will only enter a Christian church if for appearances. He is a Muslim.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMUgNg7aD8M
Now hit the link in #232, it’s not long.
There are lots of intelligent black people, and yet, we got stuck with this one, this ZERO.
L0L! thats it! L0L.
I still listen, but had to dump the thread cuz it kept me up to late at night.
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