The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Friday, March 20, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 03/20/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[doug from upland]

Real Special Olympics bowlers from my Kiwanis club's latest tournament for them.

[LachlanMinnesota]

How does the equate with the macaca statement on a scale of moral indignation warranted, considering:

1. the comparison of the person using it;
2. the context of the use;
3. the gratuitous character of its us; and
4. the template of maintaining the messiah’s image?

I suppose we will hear, “Even Jesus made a bad joke at the expense once of some of his downtrodden flock once in a while, right? It’s no bid deal.”

[Fawn]

I was told that what Obama did was a traditional Muslim greeting? Does anyone know if it’s true? I couldnt’ really find proof except the Thia greeting TO muslims?

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

Genny’s sleepin (she got wore out FReepin) - no more bees but give her time.

[peace with honor]

should be an interesting Friday

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

yep, agreed - Obama is still a skank

[FlashBack]

Rush should be very interesting today!!!

[A. Morgan]

Tanks.. Oh my, it’s beautiful.

[TornadoAlley3]

[Enterprise]

Friday bump!

[PfromHoGro]

I’d love to know why the promos had 0 with no coat or tie when bouncing to the desk, but he’s all spiffy durng the real show.... uh...?

[TornadoAlley3]

http://islam1.org/khutub/Islamic_Greeting.htm

[TornadoAlley3]

I think it was from his past appearances on Leno during the campaign

[gov_bean_ counter]

Practice???

Obie is very scripted and would probably want to go over his tasteless comments a couple of times to get them down.

[Fawn]

They only seem to specify shaking hands?

[mylife]

Looking forward to todays show.
Rush should be loaded for bear.

[mylife]

Love the NYP cover!

[peace with honor]

should be an interesting Friday

[Matchett-PI]

Barack Obama's Teleprompter's BLOG

Reflections from the hard drive of the machine that enables the voice of the Leader of the Free World

[gov_bean_ counter]

Rearden and Francisco just put out the fire at Rearden’s mill and Danaggar has disappeared...