Hey, maybe we can come out with a board game, like MONOPOLY!,
only, let s call it,
FORECLOSURE!,
with such choice properties as...
MADOFF GARDENS,
SUBPRIME PARK,
AVENUE AIG,
BAILOUT BOARDWALK,
STIMULUS SHORES,
REID RAILROAD, and
PELOSI PLACE.
Coming to a Jerks R Us store near you.
In addition to Jail could there be a Guillotine, though?
And if we need more money, the game comes with a miniature printing press option, after you buy Pelosi Place
Whoever prints the most money wins. The rules need to be changed from Monopoly, to reflect community values, where the players who get bonuses are taxed at 100%.
You may not think I am serious Polarik, but you may have just discovered the way to become a millionaire through game design.
And YOU CAN DO IT!You have the mind for it.
OBAMANOPOLY!
Preorder yours from Polarik today!
Draw up the rules, design the board ( Avoid landing on the " Reveal COLB " square.), and the player pieces, make sure the house pieces are devided between rich and poh (shacks and mansions), Have Freddie Mac. Fannie Mae cards, AIG place, Bail out cards.