Hey, maybe we can come out with a board game, like MONOPOLY!,
only, let s call it,
FORECLOSURE!,
with such choice properties as...
MADOFF GARDENS,
SUBPRIME PARK,
AVENUE AIG,
BAILOUT BOARDWALK,
STIMULUS SHORES,
REID RAILROAD, and
PELOSI PLACE.
Coming to a Jerks R Us store near you.