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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday, March 9, 2009
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| 03-09-09
| Rush Limbaugh
Posted on 03/09/2009 8:21:09 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
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To: tiredoflaundry
Do you
really think Michelle does his laundry.....or ever did?
};^)
61
posted on
03/09/2009 9:30:00 AM PDT
by
Roccus
(The Capitol, the White House, the Court house.....................America's Axis of Evil!)
To: Roccus
62
posted on
03/09/2009 9:33:34 AM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(America needs a "Rosetta Stone" lesson for " Obama Double-Talking Jive".)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
I hope that’ll be a lead in to my #35
63
posted on
03/09/2009 9:34:06 AM PDT
by
Roccus
(The Capitol, the White House, the Court house.....................America's Axis of Evil!)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
I guess that makes me a women liberator ///
Who knew.
64
posted on
03/09/2009 9:35:56 AM PDT
by
vacuumbob
(The world is, FUBAR!)
To: All
Hello everyone. Just turned on the radio has he responded to Frum?? Hope he doesnt it!!!
65
posted on
03/09/2009 9:36:17 AM PDT
by
GoCards
To: tiredoflaundry
You feel “liberated” by doing laundry?
66
posted on
03/09/2009 9:36:38 AM PDT
by
RasterMaster
(DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
To: vacuumbob
To: bluerose
68
posted on
03/09/2009 9:39:34 AM PDT
by
bluerose
(PALIN For President)
To: RasterMaster
This lady has issues...personally and with her relationship.
69
posted on
03/09/2009 9:39:43 AM PDT
by
TankerKC
(It's July, 1956.)
70
posted on
03/09/2009 9:40:01 AM PDT
by
ReneeLynn
(Socialism, it's the new black.)
To: TankerKC
I am glad she is married.
TO SOMEONE ELSE
71
posted on
03/09/2009 9:40:51 AM PDT
by
mylife
(Wikipedia Is The Roar Of the Masses)
To: bluerose
72
posted on
03/09/2009 9:41:02 AM PDT
by
ReneeLynn
(Socialism, it's the new black.)
To: TankerKC
Sounds like she’s saying she doesn’t like her husband much if it has to be arranged.
;-)
73
posted on
03/09/2009 9:41:07 AM PDT
by
RasterMaster
(DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
To: RasterMaster
I though it was arranged? I thought she meant her husband has to make appointment for sex. LOL
74
posted on
03/09/2009 9:42:22 AM PDT
by
angcat
("When the strong man, fully armed, guards his own dwelling, his goods are safe".)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
75
posted on
03/09/2009 9:42:47 AM PDT
by
vacuumbob
(The world is, FUBAR!)
To: vacuumbob
Forget Brad Pitt, give me that hunka-hunka David Oreck...
76
posted on
03/09/2009 9:42:58 AM PDT
by
PennsylvaniaMom
(Are you an FBI Agent? Actually, I 'm a stay at home mom...)
To: TankerKC
This lady has issues...personally and with her relationship. A prime example of years of public education brainwashing...ye gads.
77
posted on
03/09/2009 9:43:19 AM PDT
by
who knows what evil?
(G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
To: angcat
They have hallway sex.
They pass each other in the hall and say “Screw you.”
78
posted on
03/09/2009 9:43:26 AM PDT
by
Roccus
(The Capitol, the White House, the Court house.....................America's Axis of Evil!)
To: PennsylvaniaMom
Forget David Oreck give me Billy Mays!
79
posted on
03/09/2009 9:43:31 AM PDT
by
angcat
("When the strong man, fully armed, guards his own dwelling, his goods are safe".)
To: Roccus
80
posted on
03/09/2009 9:43:46 AM PDT
by
angcat
("When the strong man, fully armed, guards his own dwelling, his goods are safe".)
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