The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday, March 9, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 03-09-09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[Roccus]

Do you really think Michelle does his laundry.....or ever did?

};^)

[tiredoflaundry]

True.

[Roccus]

I hope that’ll be a lead in to my #35

[vacuumbob]

I guess that makes me a women liberator ///
Who knew.

[GoCards]

Hello everyone. Just turned on the radio has he responded to Frum?? Hope he doesnt it!!!

[RasterMaster]

You feel “liberated” by doing laundry?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

You’re my hero.

[bluerose]

T. M. I.

[TankerKC]

This lady has issues...personally and with her relationship.

[ReneeLynn]

Caller- TMI.

[mylife]

I am glad she is married.

TO SOMEONE ELSE

[ReneeLynn]

You beat me to it! :)

[RasterMaster]

Sounds like she’s saying she doesn’t like her husband much if it has to be arranged.

;-)

[angcat]

I though it was arranged? I thought she meant her husband has to make appointment for sex. LOL

[vacuumbob]

Blushing ;>o.........

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Forget Brad Pitt, give me that hunka-hunka David Oreck...

[who knows what evil?]

This lady has issues...personally and with her relationship.

A prime example of years of public education brainwashing...ye gads.

[Roccus]

They have hallway sex.

They pass each other in the hall and say “Screw you.”

[angcat]

Forget David Oreck give me Billy Mays!

[angcat]

LOL