Posted on 03/09/2009 8:21:09 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Thanks, did not realize that,what about wife # 2,HC said he left her with a disease as well?
That explains a lot.
I miss the ice breaking up time of the year, a hot sun shining and crisp wind blowing.
I hadn’t heard anything about wife #2; therefore, I can’t comment.
I apologize for coming on strong. My anger is with the press and not with you. It shows one how dangerous the press is when they print lies as truths.
My best regards.
Sorry, to me your definition spells RINO.
Get lost all RINOs or we will never rebuild our party and win again. Ever.
...So what do you do with a guy like this?
Retire him. Stop giving him money. Turn him off when he’s on TV. He’s a RINO.
Obama knows exactly what he is doing!!
He may be a tool, I haven’t figured that out yet - it took me a while with bill/hillary - but he know what he is doing!
I was watching .....
Indeed we did.
Peg Luksik, likely to run agains Benedict Arlen, and Dr. Betsy McCaughey.
Two great accomplished women.
Oh, btw, you should go back and listen to the pod. Really two great ladies with great info, important to all our future.
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/freedom
I feel the same way. I hate/love Newt.
I remember when Barkley was in Arizona that Rush frequently mentioned him as one of the good guys.
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