The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday, March 9, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 03-09-09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
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From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
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Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
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[MozarkDawg]

Remember when Charles Barkley was a favorite of the right?

Remember when it was Rush that Barkley called his friend? Between Gingrich saying precisely what Rush has, yet jumping all over him and Barkley calling him an a******, it's no wonder Rush has the low tone-of-voice today.

[PogySailor]

Obama sounds like a dog that finally caught the car: Now what? He seems surprised that markets react to what he says or does.

Running for President was a WHOLE lot easier than BEING President.

[NormsRevenge]

Give President Obama a Grade

How about a ‘downhill grade’ at high speed, no brakes .. no truck traps .. and a sharp curve to the left dead ahead.

[Heartland Mom]

44% give him an F so far

[RasterMaster]

[TXBubba]

Okay, I voted. It felt good even though I know in reality it means nothing. The “F” is still in the lead.

[Roccus]

Running for President was a WHOLE lot easier than BEING President.

But I thought running a national campaign for 18 months was "...good 'sperience."

[IMissPresidentReagan]

if you’ve not already put a “FReep” a poll out on this....FYI. I looked through my pings and didn’t see one. :)

[RasterMaster]

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I’m an idiot. Link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29493093/

[PghBaldy]

Good point. You should see my family. Tennessee Williams material. Son forcing dad to change will on deathbed...

[LachlanMinnesota]

Now at 45% with 20,595 with an “F”

[mylife]

Grade? FAIL!!

[hattend]

Yeah, that poll will never see the light of day past the website.

[ReneeLynn]

Oh, shut up caller!

[PghBaldy]

I’m afraid I was a lib back then and was probably way off base. I knew later though RR was a good man and POTUS.

[Current Occupant]

Don’t forget the carbonite next segment.

[RasterMaster]

Another idiot seminar caller....

CRASHES AND BURNS!

[Son House]

No Joan, Rush is best when he’s angry. Keep up the good work Emanuel, get him mad. Get mad Rush! Get mad at this lady!

[PghBaldy]

I gave him a “D” cause he has a good posture, and to be fair :) It’s still a FAIL though :)