Posted on 03/09/2009 8:21:09 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I remember him being interviewed by Rush and Hannity back in the Clinton years.
It must have just been that he was sick of Clinton so he was being used. He must have been just a Milk Dud head who happened to not like Clintonism.
Yeah, I saw that coming as well.
I think I’ll call up and fish for an Allen Bros. Steak.
“Rush, darlin’, do you really like those Allen Bros. Steaks? I really want to try them, but they cost so much, I don’t want hubby to get mad”... (fluttering eyelashes)
There are stories that warm my heart, and you can tell a difference when someone truly needs something and has called in to share a story, not ask for something and someone who calls in and is dying to get a freebie. It’s those who call in trying to get something gets on my nerves!
You have freepmail for a off topic note.
We really love it. We both have back troubles and we are absolute opposites on firmness. We’ve had ours for about 6 years now. You never have to flip it. Changing sheets is easy, too. It’s so light, you don’t have to struggle with tucking sheets & blankets.
Get one. You’ll really like it.
I got nothing against Rush giving her the bed; she’s the one that leaves me with a gritty taste in my mouth. It’s the whole thing of calling to get something. I don’t know...I know I’m not making a distinction clearly, but durn it there is one. *L*
Back atcha’!
He’s nothing but a poorly fitting cheap suit.
He should be sitting next to Pelosi, they deserve each other.
Most of those who share “waa me” stories are just fishing for freebies.
I know. She came on with the sweet voice, flattering him up. You know he had to know it too. Hehehe, maybe he ‘should’ have said, “Well, just keep saving your money. It will be well spent.”. Hahaha.
But, Rushie is a sweetie so it reflects better on him than her. The rest of us ‘get’ what she was after. Right? ;)
I sent that bill out to quite a few folks yesterday. My brother was so mad, he had to call me! I also sent it to my “devout Catholic” sister. She’s the only lib left in the family. At some point she’s going to HAVE to reconcile her faith with her politics.
Okay, I know I’m behind, but I just now saw the Rush Limbaugh Newsweek cover and I’m apalled. Imagine if a conservative group made a flier of Micheal Moore, with “Enough” stamped across his mouth and passed them out at their college campus. They’d be prosecuted for a hate crime.
We are becoming more like Nazi Germany every day.
Had e-mailed Mark on the issue.
Look, Newt is the kinda guy who deserts a wife who has cancer. Nothing/nobody lower than that.
But before that he created the Contract for America,nothing better than that!
So what do you do with a guy like this? He's beyond me.
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