The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday, March 9, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 03-09-09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[Bosco]

Manual can opener ping!

[RasterMaster]

[GoCards]

Does he do this alot. I loved when he said you need to spend your money on can goods, lolololol

[LibertyLee]

I KNEW she was going to get the bed...

[NonValueAdded]

LOL

[AGreatPer]

Excellent comment on Newt:
"But the other 80% is classic conservative dogma that we desperately need."

[Just Lori]

I wonder if I could fish for a new truck.

[RasterMaster]

No doubt...time for an UPGRADE!

[hattend]

I wonder how these laws ever see the light of day. Clearly Unconstitutional.

But then, this is the age of Obama.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I get annoyed with the callers like this. Rush is sweet for giving her a bed, but honestly, have they no shame?

[LibertyLee]

My Kitty only eats dry cat food and treats...except when I have REAL salmon...

[HonestConservative]

Amen, Sista!

[bluerose]

I knew she was going for a king size too

[Roccus]

Can’t say that I do. I just thought who was some former basketball player and “...not a role model.” Can’t think of anything I ever heard him say that held my interest more than a second or two. To me he was a non-entity.

[RasterMaster]

I couldn't take a bed or a car from Rush....Call me old fashioned, I'd rather work for it.

[roses of sharon]

It's one thing approve of a 80/20 candidate, rightwing pundit, or officeholder.

We do that all the time....use rational discernment to judge people, and of course, no one is perfect. It would be a miracle to have a candidate we agree with 100% of the time, about policy and strategy.

BUT, there is a HUGE difference here.

Newt and friends, all USE our deadly enemies in the press to WORK against us, agitate hate against us, ALL for self aggrandizement. For good press, for any press.

They are simply traitors, and cannot be trusted in the propaganda battle, they sell us out to the public on TV daily.

IMO, Newt is a useless idiot in this war.

[HonestConservative]

You are correct as always, Ras.

[hattend]

How do you like your sleep number bed?

I’m starting to shop as our “regular” mattress only lasted 6 years. (Can’t flip it!!)

[ReneeLynn]

I think Rush knows what’s coming, but how does he lose by giving her the bed? He just lets them think they’ve put one over on him.

[Bosco]

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