The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday, March 9, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 03-09-09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[del4hope]

Brakapromter Telebama? lol

[FaithintheRight]

Yes - Newt has been strange for some time now...shame.

Connecticut Bill 1098/2009 jeopardizes the religious liberty of the Catholic Church
http://www.americanpapist.com/2009/03/alert-new-connecticut-bill-attacks.html

[del4hope]

i’m liberated by folded laundry

Have you discussed this with TOL? Hey girls (waving). Just driving by.

[Cinnamontea]

Newt’s good buddy Hannity should set him straight!

Hannity is good buddies with too many traitors. There's a difference between being civil and aiding the other side by giving them a forum, and Hannity doesn't seem to know that.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

The microwave was my liberator. That and the fast food drive-thru window.

[abb]

LOL! Sez Noot would give anything to have what he has. ROFLMAO!

[RasterMaster]

As long as someone else does the folding?

[del4hope]

I should have read through the thread prior to my last post. I should have known that you had to been in on this “laundry” discussion.

[Roccus]

“Milk-Dud Head!!”......OUCH!!!

[Bosco]

Milk DUI head.

[RasterMaster]

Barkley can identify with the felon voter....

[tiredoflaundry]

shhhhh T M I !! ;-)

[tiredoflaundry]

heheheheheheh

[hattend]

Remember when Charles Barkley was a favorite of the right?

[RasterMaster]

Rush gives away another Select Comfort bed.

[Arrowhead1952]

Just give her a bed Rush.

[bluerose]

Rush, you ole sweetie you...

[Clint N. Suhks]

What's all this discussion about “women's work?”

[Just Lori]

Dang! I need a new sleep number bed, too! I have an old model.

[NonValueAdded]

I knew she was fishing for a bed.