[Emmett McCarthy]

You’re more than welcome. This was just my back up strategy after I realized that selling my body to lust-driven women wasn’t going to work out too well. But I’m still too young to get a job as the greeter at Wal-Mart. An awkward age, indeed!

[GoLightly]

When I was young & full of spirit, thought it might be fun to move to Vegas & deal blackjack. I think that management there would have frowned on my propensity to get everyone at a table do “the wave” every time the dealer busts.

Played at a table about 8 hours one night & our dealer said that even he would have loved to *buy* a seat at that table, even tho his poison was poker, not blackjack.

I've never been a big gambler, but have been generally fortunate with everything cept lotteries. Got any good strategies? LOL My winning keno numbers have never translated to even a single dollar win when I've tried them for powerball.