Barackalyptic Wasteland
Posted on 03/06/2009 8:16:34 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
“nailed it”, that is
Why?
Has anyone heard/seen any stats on how many new listeners Rush might’ve picked up since CPAC?
One of the letters on BOR last night said they’d tuned in to Rush after all the hubbub to see what he was all about, and now is a big fan. It would be interesting to know how the publicity affected his (Rush’) show.
68%. Gag me.
Present
MAMA!
Barackalyptic Wasteland
I turned the tv on for a few minutes this morning and on FBN they played Obama live in Ohio. His tone was so angry and arrogant.
He reminded us- as he said many times during the campaign- that it’s time for us to be responsible for our fellow citizens. I’m not going to dig up the video of the speech- but it was pure, unadulterated socialism.
I saw a commenter post this somewhere today:
“there is no place like the constitution..”
Click Click Click
“there is no place like the constitution..”
Click Click Click
“there is no place like the constitution..”
Click Click Snap…
Oh damn.. my heel broke
I’m waiting on this:
http://www.lighterside.com/images/en_US/local/products/detail/p40436.jpg
Pending insolvency of FDIC and fear of bank “holiday.” It may get inflated away, but there is nothing I can do about that. However, I CAN controll my access to it.
If and when things settle down, I can always re-deposit. Besides, it’s not like I’ll be losing anything much given the current dividend (intetrest) rates.
Still keeping my checking acct. (though greatly reduced) for operating funds and direct deposits.
Also, I don’t want to be last in line.
He and his wife are both very angry, arrogant people, no matter how the press tries to spin it.
Hi dear.
“Present”
You too could be PRESIDENT....no ID required!
These numbers still don’t look right to me...
http://sweetness-light.com/archive/jobless-rate-81-but-gov-jobs-are-up
Good Luck, CC!!! Stay positive, stay focused!!! It’s a good day to land a job!!
Thanks.
Whoooooopie!!! Ha ha.
OHHHH. I love what Whoopi said! Once Whoopi goes well it will be a tidal wave to our side.
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