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DTG 042115Z MAR 09
T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
SUBJ: ZOT
RE: POST 140
1. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONFIRMED REPEAT CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION. FR MOD COMMAND HAS INITIATED COMMAND-DIRECTED ZORCH ON TARGET (ZOT).
2. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONCLUDED BATTLE DAMAGE ASSESSMENT (BDA) FOLLOWING STRIKE TERMINATION ORDER. BDA EVALUATES STRIKE EFFECT AS LEVEL-ONE “ASHES TO ASHES”.
3. ALL ELEMENTS ARE AUTHORIZED TO EXECUTE OPTION “DOGPILE” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MSG. GENERAL ORDER ONE IS SUSPENDED THIS OCCASION.
4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO RALLY POINT BARRACUDA FOR AFTER-ACTION REVIEW (AAR) AND ISSUE OF STANDARD-SIZE 24-OUNCE SERVING OF CAPPUCINO.
5. ADMIN NOTE: INTERESTED PARTIES MAY BE INCLUDED IN, OR REMOVED FROM, THE VIKING KITTIES TROLL-WATCH ALERT ROSTER BY FREEPMAILING THE WATCH NCOIC, CODENAME “OLD SARGE”, SUBJECT: ALERT ROSTER.
6. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: VALHALLA-OVERLORD.
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NOTHING FOLLOWS
EOM EOM EOM
Cappuccino??
“Thanks, but I will not need a menu tonight, Guido. I'll go with the “special”: pan seared troll in an ozone reduction, steamed mixed vegans, with a glass of something interesting to match. Oh . . . and may I have a basket of those fruit-nut rolls to start? Thanks.”
I can always tell when the GossipRocks forums are down. (/s)