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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show, Tuesday, March 3, 2009
The EIB Network ^ | 03/03/09 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 03/03/2009 8:23:10 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,

Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: rush; rushlimbaugh; talkradio
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To: Fawn

Border Patrol


41 posted on 03/03/2009 8:57:20 AM PST by tapatio
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To: Fawn

42 posted on 03/03/2009 8:58:27 AM PST by RasterMaster (DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
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To: RasterMaster

RM, I never used to think like this, but I fear if he resigns (even of his own volition) it will be ‘the racist Republican’s made the black man quit.’


43 posted on 03/03/2009 8:58:39 AM PST by PennsylvaniaMom (Are you an FBI Agent? Actually, I 'm a stay at home mom...)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

Howdy.


44 posted on 03/03/2009 8:58:44 AM PST by ChicagoConservative27 (When will the Obozo the clown show be cancelled?)
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To: RasterMaster

Hi there.


45 posted on 03/03/2009 8:58:54 AM PST by ChicagoConservative27 (When will the Obozo the clown show be cancelled?)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
Q: What is the worst job in the world right now?

A: Making phone calls for the RNC to the (formerly) party faithful.

(I hope I wasn't too hard on that young man.)

46 posted on 03/03/2009 8:59:03 AM PST by NonValueAdded (May God save America from its government; this is no time for Obamateurs)
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To: RasterMaster

or I could just call Sherriff Joe !


47 posted on 03/03/2009 8:59:07 AM PST by advertising guy (the Stillers cheat)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Hiya, FRiend!


48 posted on 03/03/2009 8:59:59 AM PST by RasterMaster (DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
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To: advertising guy

Hello pal.


49 posted on 03/03/2009 9:00:12 AM PST by ChicagoConservative27 (When will the Obozo the clown show be cancelled?)
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To: PennsylvaniaMom

Hi dear.


50 posted on 03/03/2009 9:00:30 AM PST by ChicagoConservative27 (When will the Obozo the clown show be cancelled?)
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To: Fawn

Have you asked her to speak English and give you a break?

Barring that - if her performance falls because of her phone activity, she soon will be out the door - otherwise, unless she is talking to English speaking customers, she has just as much right to speak Spanish as you have to speak English.

Personnel, I don’t like listening to people rattle off in Spanish for extended periods of time - it hurts my head.

Pleas don’t shoot me.


51 posted on 03/03/2009 9:00:47 AM PST by WorkerbeeCitizen (The only time I want a Republican reaching across the aisle is to smack a liberal.)
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To: PennsylvaniaMom

If it sends the LIEberals over the edge, so be it!


52 posted on 03/03/2009 9:01:14 AM PST by RasterMaster (DUmocrats - the party of slavery, sedition, subversion, socialism & surrender)
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To: PennsylvaniaMom

Tavis Smiley on NBC this very mornin said the failing markets were Dubya’s fault and the air headed bimbo said, well certainly.....

...BTW it used to be an embarrasement having a lisp and being a black man......


53 posted on 03/03/2009 9:01:38 AM PST by advertising guy (the Stillers cheat)
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To: advertising guy

Mornin’ dude!


54 posted on 03/03/2009 9:01:38 AM PST by Just Lori (Liberalism ---->Socialism----->Communism------>BONDAGE!!!!)
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To: Canedawg

Hi FRiend.


55 posted on 03/03/2009 9:01:50 AM PST by ChicagoConservative27 (When will the Obozo the clown show be cancelled?)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Hi ya, CC...any local Chi-Town news on the Blago book deal?


56 posted on 03/03/2009 9:01:55 AM PST by PennsylvaniaMom (Are you an FBI Agent? Actually, I 'm a stay at home mom...)
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To: Primetimedonna

Hi darling.


57 posted on 03/03/2009 9:02:02 AM PST by ChicagoConservative27 (When will the Obozo the clown show be cancelled?)
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To: PennsylvaniaMom

I stay away from local news.


58 posted on 03/03/2009 9:02:44 AM PST by ChicagoConservative27 (When will the Obozo the clown show be cancelled?)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

howdy CC

stripped my best golf round ever yesterday

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41/41


59 posted on 03/03/2009 9:02:48 AM PST by advertising guy (the Stillers cheat)
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To: Fawn
How do I get my co worker to quit talking on the phone all day in Spanish to her stupid relatives/friends.

PSYOPS! Learn a phrase or two and practice it until you sound fluent and then recite it to her. She'll suddenly get the feeling that her phone call isn't so private after all. She'll never know for sure after that. Just be sure to keep giving her a dirty look from time to time in case she tries a test phrase.

60 posted on 03/03/2009 9:02:49 AM PST by NonValueAdded (May God save America from its government; this is no time for Obamateurs)
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