Posted on 03/03/2009 8:23:10 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.
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RM, I never used to think like this, but I fear if he resigns (even of his own volition) it will be ‘the racist Republican’s made the black man quit.’
Howdy.
Hi there.
A: Making phone calls for the RNC to the (formerly) party faithful.
(I hope I wasn't too hard on that young man.)
or I could just call Sherriff Joe !
Hiya, FRiend!
Hello pal.
Hi dear.
Have you asked her to speak English and give you a break?
Barring that - if her performance falls because of her phone activity, she soon will be out the door - otherwise, unless she is talking to English speaking customers, she has just as much right to speak Spanish as you have to speak English.
Personnel, I don’t like listening to people rattle off in Spanish for extended periods of time - it hurts my head.
Pleas don’t shoot me.
If it sends the LIEberals over the edge, so be it!
Tavis Smiley on NBC this very mornin said the failing markets were Dubya’s fault and the air headed bimbo said, well certainly.....
...BTW it used to be an embarrasement having a lisp and being a black man......
Mornin’ dude!
Hi FRiend.
Hi ya, CC...any local Chi-Town news on the Blago book deal?
Hi darling.
I stay away from local news.
howdy CC
stripped my best golf round ever yesterday
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PSYOPS! Learn a phrase or two and practice it until you sound fluent and then recite it to her. She'll suddenly get the feeling that her phone call isn't so private after all. She'll never know for sure after that. Just be sure to keep giving her a dirty look from time to time in case she tries a test phrase.
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