Posted on 03/03/2009 8:23:10 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.
I love SHAM-WOWs.
Yes, I am still contributing. I feel that my shares will grow even faster when it starts to rise, since I should have more shares....am I thinking that right?
The song by Cold Play.... Viva La Vida. Who do you think that was wrote for?
Because we don't have a press. They all work for the administration. And no, I'm not exaggerating, or being sarcastic to make a point.
This is the crux of the problem. The Founding Fathers prescribed that there be a Free Press acting to protect the citizens by informing them of what the government is up to. We don't have that protection in place today.
I can't believe it's taken Rush so long to realize we have no press. He says he can't believe they (MSM) have become Butt boys for Obama? (When have they not beeen activists for the dems?)
He keeps asking: "aren't you curious?"- of the so called "journalists".
No Rush- they are not curious about anything "the One" does. They are not journalists. They are campaign workers for "the Party".
( And stop acting so shocked that they are distorting what you say- by now you should be expectiing this.)
The whole country is uninformed and in the dark. We have no press. What do we do about it? One cable news channel, and radio hosts preaching to their choirs is not enough to inform the people.
Everyone in this country needs to Wake TF Up!
Hi CC27...I know about selling houses...my house in JAX has been on the market for a year now...the economy is stalled and fear of Obama is and has been the number one reason. Rush has been on a real roll...I think the WH is afraid of him, but they’ve got the drive-bys so right now it is kind of a standoff...
Hi pal. BTW, how is the market in AL?
“One cable station” Which one is that?????
Do they work as on TV?
Pretty much, for small stuff. And you can wash them.
He has to. It's one of his major sponsors.
FOX News. They at least try to do the fair and balanced thing- so our side is given some air time. Unlike the other cable news channels and every channel on the MSM. They actively try to supress our side, or they don’t give our views any time at all.
Im actually becoming a fan of CNBC. NOT MSNBC!!! Fox News, I have found myself screaming at the tv more than I used to.
Jim Cramer?!?!?!
Rush is trying to save the country and Øbama from Øbama’s own stupidity, but like a teenager that needs to learn the hard way...
Did you see this video from Glenn Beck - The Inconvienent Debt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Vsgl6SUZ0
I was thinking Rush should do more speeches on national TV and now we have May 4. Hope a network covers it.
Yep - we need to get back on the gold standard.
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