Posted on 02/27/2009 8:09:28 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Who do you like?
Where are the GOP leaders?
Where are the GOP leaders viewing the wreckage of the Obamanoics? They can tour the foclosures where people are losing homes because Obama is obstructing the free market recovery.
Well, Pelosi is an idiot.
Obama knows he MIGHT be blamed for the chaos in Iraq after a complete pullout.
Of course, The Zero sets the date for the “war” to be “over” and the Media agrees.
I gotta pull out of citi bank.
WE know who rules the roost, don’t we? ;)
Is that Cuba? I know they haven’t had any new cars since Castro took over in the late 50’s. Communism is so progressive ...
I’d look for a strong, local bank. JMO.
Citibank’s going down . . .
Hi cookie.
I agree.
Bonjour.
I was in the navy for 21 years, and I was near Baghdad, in the Triangle of Death, in a marine infantry battalion, Sept. 2004-Mar. ‘05. While I was there, I rarely heard my co-workers (mostly marines and soldiers) complain about American presence, in Iraq. After I returned to the U.S., I heard many people, who haven’t served, in the military, complain about it. The servicemembers know that we protect the Americans from terrorists, but too many Americans arent grateful.
Did we tell the germans when it was over?
Bless you.
Our Missouri Tigers are looking pretty good these days...
Hey, babe.
No Tea Party in your town today?
Poor Johnny Mac...still doesn’t recognize the media used him and thinks he can get back into their good graces.
Downtown.
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