Posted on 02/27/2009 8:09:28 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I think Marta is the reason Rush now says he doesn't date, he just buys the woman a house and gets it over with..
i didn’t stay at a Holiday Inn last night, but I know Carbon DIOXIDE is not a DANGEROUS POLLUTION...I don’t think I see a WARNING LABEL (yet) on a can of soda — warning: This soda has Carbon Dioxide which according to LIBERALS is a GREENHOUSE gas...Of course it is natural to have CARBON DIOXIDE on planet earth...
Barney Frank sound bites should require a 55gal. drum liner alert...
Worse.
I remember how Dick Armey used to address Barney on the House Floor in the Glorious Days when we had the Majority...
Some places make it so tough to get the Unemployment, it’s just EASIER to work..
A yes, classic Freudian Slip.
Thx for the linky....somehow I missed that. I see one of the Internet’s ‘deepest’ thinker showed up.
Not to mention most plants don’t survive unless they ingest CO2 and exhale oxygen....CO2 is the GREATEST energy producer in the planet because it encourages photosynthesis...
DENVER (AP) — Conservative evangelical leader James Dobson has resigned as chairman of Focus on the Family...
I liked it when Cheney told leaky to f off.
Hey it is a good ad!
It got your attention as well as mine.
Good grief, who would go on Crissy’s show.
I miss Cheney
I left Alaska and immediately went on a family reunion vacation and then an anniversary vacation. I submitted my unemployment claim to Alaska even though I was then in California.
Alaska said because of my vacation and my delay in filing that they were going to disallow my claim but I should contact the California EDD. I did that and they said I should get my unemployment with Alaska. After back and forth calls between Alaska and California EDD, each time getting a different answer, I just said the hell with it and lived of my savings until I got a job.
I kinda felt bad about going after unemployment anyway, the bullshit hassle just made it easier to say I didn’t need it.
It’s about time we told him and Dodd and Pelosi what we think. Majority or no Majority
Barney Fag ?
It was an attention getting ad...especially when I thought he was going to give her Sleep Comfort bed...
close...Barney Faggot...
Former “Tonight Show” announcer Ed McMahon is in serious condition at a California hospital. McMahon, 85, has been hospitalized for nearly a month for “pneumonia and other medical problems,” a person close to the entertainer told TMZ.com.
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