The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Friday, February 27, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 02-27-09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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It's Open Line Friday....

[RasterMaster]

Mary Ann...the longest half-hour in the history of the show!

[mylife]

The man is a dangerous neophyte.

Lets disarm America to protect Mexico

[bluerose]

Yes Rush, don’t put her back on. She’s annoying, whiny and I’m female.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

I thought he met Marta at a golf tourney? Hmmmmmm?

[ChicagoConservative27]

I hate these winter nose bleeds.

[hattend]

Mexicans are just doing the kidnapping Americans won’t do.

[LibertyLee]

Check out http://www.climate-resistance.org .

[TornadoAlley3]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2195380/posts

[hattend]

Truth be told, I don’t remember where he met her.

[mylife]

True enough

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I heard Marta went after him pretty aggressively.

[NoMarxist2010]

Mexicans are just doing the kidnapping Americans won’t do.

LOL...

[ChicagoConservative27]

California must offer 800 bucks a week for unemployment.

[Clint N. Suhks]

What poll is this?

[hattend]

You need a humidifier

[LibertyLee]

Yes, I was a little conserned when he started talking about lubricating fluid until I realized it was his sponsor for the auto products...

[ChicagoConservative27]

I got one. Gotta dig it out.

[hattend]

When I went looking for unemployment it was about 400 a week. I was jumping through so many hoops I gave up trying to get it.

Boy, my wife still says I owe her $5000...LOL!!!!

[mylife]

Oh No.....Dancing Qween?

[ChicagoConservative27]

Why all the hoops?