Posted on 02/27/2009 8:09:28 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Whoa, guess I hit a nerve here. I give up, Rush drives, Rush cooks, Rush has guns and Rush has talent on loan from Godddddduh. Rush takes zicam and uses Carbonite even though they don’t have a version for Macs and that all Rush uses. Hey I love Rush but I realize he just an enteraniner and a damn shrewd businessman.
I hope you washed your hands...
In addition, with decades of political correct BS, acceptance of abortion and single motherhood as being badges of honor, the moral make up of many Americans are severely lacking.
Biggest of all the problems is the monopoly unions have in government attached jobs. They get three times the pay and benefits compared to the private sector and keep voting in people who will give them more.
The Democrats and Teacher's Union is the biggest problem in the country IMO.
There is the easy road and the road of self responsibility.
These days the independent proud self reliant people of WW2 are fewer than the rest of Americans that in great numbers thing they are due and owed something for free.
Democrats appeal to the lazy and keep them that way in exchange for the vote.
Democrats in power are kind of like having ten year old hippies running the country.
They are clueless about what reality is.
I just did a google search on the appropriate keywords, and voila, a few DUmmie threads came up with excerpts but I didn’t dive in.
My hands are still clean.
Didn’t Rush meet Marta on a call?
Really, they canceled it because the newspapers are out of business....
Oh Boy! More MaryAnn /s
If you love Rush why do you come on this thread and constantly bash him? Personally I do not care if Rush cooks or not, you are the one that keeps making derogatory comments about his personal life, why do it?
We’re still a Red State, but you would be surprised how much glumness where I live about the direction of the country. There was even talk of secession in one produce store I was in. But downtown Montgomery is liberal...
So why are you on this thread and listening to his show?
I like that...I wonder if he will...
I’ve already shut it off. Please ping me when the show is MaryAnn-free.
As are all cities with a welfare office within walking distance.
She basically told him “not yet fool”
After standing in line at the cash register of a small (40' X 40') but packed gun shop yesterday. I made a remark to the owner about how crowded his business was.
He said "it Is Holder's fault!
He did it again with his Mexican Assault Rifle Ban remarks"
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2195610/posts
Albert Gore Jr, you are the other LIBERALS aren’t doing enough to WARM the planet!!
Cut MaryAnn whiner off....”they either come here on my terms or they don’t come at all”.
I have auburn hair and I am safely tucked away up north. He’s safe (from me) til the next Stiller home game. LOL...no, I wasn’t aware. Seriously, I hope he does have some security w/him. He may not carry...but hope he has people for that...
Yeah, that’s about it...those who are taking from the government want more...those who are working just stay behind the plow...
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