Posted on 02/27/2009 8:09:28 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
THE tea party I think will be a success if the Media talk about it...no correction — it is a success... 1,000+ in St Louis...
This woman is getting way to much airtime
I’ve been watching the AP and Reuters news wires for any hint of a story or picture and absolutely not a peep out of any of them on the tea parties.
If anybody in power at FOX is reading this, PLEASE DUMP CARL LOON! He really is a disaster, at least equal and most likely worse than Alan Colmes. LOON will fit in well at PMSNBC, he is really too gross and idsgusting for even CNN, but PMSNBC, he is a perfect match for Olbermann. Maybe O’Relly can make this happen or Glen Beck who wont put up with his awful actions.
<This woman is getting way to much airtime
No kidding. I just took a break from working to post that I’m a female and I’m sick of this female already. “You’ve made your point, Limbaugh, now back off.” : )
Rush should sent her a bed and get it over with.
Who cares what independents think about Rush. Trying to win them over is like conservatives trying to win RINO’s over. In both cases you lose your values to get support.
No doubt about that...wasting alot of airtime on this idiot.
If he puts us through another miserable Female Summit and
gets Tina Brown to whine about him I view it as a success.
Maybe this chick will be enough.
Heyup
I’m with ya pal.
He and his ilk are ruining the world.
Oh God! More Maryann after the break
I thought he’d get some attention for calling Matt Lauer a “Butt-Boy” yesterday, but beyond a few DUmmies whelping about it it didn’t cause much of a ripple.
It is pretty tough to justify anything Garfy has said in her own voice for at least the last decade. Most conservative women I know, whether physically beautiful or not, were always spiritually and emotionally beautiful. That is simply not the case for the Garf. Her spiritual ugliness just oozes through. sort of a green radioactive 28-day-later haze that dulls the eye and grates on the brain.
IMHO, of course. :)
Kindred spirit here on CC.
Anybody else getting Marianne fatigue??? Is she the longest call ever?
HES HAVING HER HANG ON AGAIN?!?!?!?!
Ok, she must have sent in a photo...Rush...Rush, Rush...
RESTON, Va. (AP) - An annual convention of newspaper editors has been canceled so their publications can save money and focus on surviving the recession.
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