Posted on 02/27/2009 8:09:28 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
BTW, Air America Tanked and the “Nova M” radio network picked her up.
Now Nova M is in bankruptcy
I would
Thanks. I think I will like it too
I think I’ve heard him say he doesn’t have guns....but he is stupid in this day and age not to have one.
Calling her a comedian would be calling Rosie O'Donnell thin...
Hi and TGIF CC27...can you believe it, this whole ‘tax cut’ is just a withholding gimmick? Shoot, you can give yourself a raise any time if you want to pay more in April... Poppycock. I can’t wait to hear Rush at CPAC tomorrow though...
Rush drives his own cars....he’s said so repeatedly. He drives himself to restaurants to meet friends and stuff....
Too bad wiki doesn’t mention her (apparent) aversion to shampoo...but then again, I am one od those small minded ‘dic#s.’
Comedienne!?! Has she ever been funny?
I tend to agree in any day and age
WHen is she going to killed off 24? SHe’s a terrible actress and she brings the whole show down.
A real sweetie.
NOT
Thanks for the info. She’s hateful...
Hi pal.
>^..^<
LoL
That's just breathtaking.
I can't stand watching her, knowing what a huge liberal she is...
That Bamster is not only a Communist, but he’s a Communist with IRS loopholes...and WE get to pay the bills...yeah...just wait until folks realize that NO ONE got a tax cut....
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