Posted on 02/27/2009 8:09:28 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
The Fourth Estate in this country is the Fifth Column.
The owed my a lot this year.
Its remarkable isnt it?
What a dupe. Well, he's permanently on my sh!t list.
Him and Major Garrett.
Wheres MY check then? ☺
LOL. Me.
Damn! I thought I had wandered into a windfall.
And the clothes. CC was breathless about the ‘demands’ stylewise Palin made (Wardrobegate)...then there was the end all and be all (proven to be a lie) that Palin answered her hotel room door wearing only a towel (from some unnamed McCain insider—which was later recanted as a total lie!!!). CC (live on Fox when he ‘broke’ it) was absolutely sneering when he reported it. Ugly little man...again, I apologize to ferrets....
And the 13 dollars is NOT A TAX CUT. We need to beat this into peoples heads.
Taxpayers won’t get a separate check mailed to them like many did with last year’s one-time payment designed by the Bush administration to help boost the economy.
Instead, Obama’s credit — up to $400 credit for individuals and up to $800 credit for married couples — is to be doled out through the rest of the year through paychecks. Most workers are to see about a $13 per week increase in their take-home pay. In 2010, the credit would be about $7.70 a week, if it is spread over the entire year.
The Tax Tables for 2009 remain the same, so Count that $13 a week as income.
This web site has more on it..
http://sweetness-light.com/archive/obama-vows-tax-cuts-by-april-fools-day
I can’t see Rush with a weapon, maybe his driver but I doubt Rush has ever been a shooter.
Obama et al are con artists
Rush drives his own cars
My check will be 0 soon.
As I said. Its all a shell game
hi all...new here
Obama gets to stand in front of the cameras screaming “TAX CUT!!”, without actually GIVING anyone a tax cut, and it keeps the sheeple pacified just long enough to ram through his Freedom-quashing plans.
We are being led gleefully to our own slaughter, and the sheep just keep bleeting without care.
Oh, so if I get pension, I won’t get the thirteen dollars and thus won’t have to pay it back?
Thanks, RetiredArmy!
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